Bapu Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 (edited) Live music will be provided by the Bare Naked Ladies Edited August 5, 2019 by Bapu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Just saying, it's perfectly OK not to go to some parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Oh Shure dangle a fred like this in front of me knowing I can't resist This is a true story sad but every word a fact I can no longer wear my speedos It was because of the following incident of which I to this day have trouble dealing with One day I was at the beach trying to find a lady friend but wasn't having any luck at all. I was wearing jeans and a shirt so I must have looked out of place. I ran into an old friend by the water that I knew never had any problems finding girl friends so I stopped and asked him for advice. He wisely suggested I go to the Swim Shop right away and buy a speedo 2 sizes too small! Then go buy a potato and put it in there. HE guaranteed me it works every time! So I did all that. I thought this is great! I even felt like a babe magnet! Feeling empowered I commenced strutting my stuff up and down down the beach and getting looks from EVERYONE. I thought it was working but people looked at me disgusted or just laughing as I went by. I thought somethings just not right so I found my friend again and asked what the hell everyone’s laughing at me for? My friend looked me right in the eye and said "DUDE, you’re supposed to put the potato in the front” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, bayoubill said: My friend looked me right in the eye and said "DUDE, you’re supposed to put the potato in the front” Maybe you should of used a nice big cucumber in the front ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Mesh said: Just saying, it's perfectly OK not to go to some parties. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 .... one I just made up ... Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 Brillyant Kenny! Art imitates life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InstrEd Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, S.L.I.P. said: I don't want to know what is inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bayoubill Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 nice beaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 The minute you hit the cold ocean water decked out in your speedo becomes the same moment "your boys" will have joined the coveted armadillo shell look a like club ... ? Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michael Vogel Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 On 8/6/2019 at 2:21 AM, bayoubill said: Oh Shure dangle a fred like this in front of me knowing I can't resist This is a true story sad but every word a fact I can no longer wear my speedos It was because of the following incident of which I to this day have trouble dealing with One day I was at the beach trying to find a lady friend but wasn't having any luck at all. I was wearing jeans and a shirt so I must have looked out of place. I ran into an old friend by the water that I knew never had any problems finding girl friends so I stopped and asked him for advice. He wisely suggested I go to the Swim Shop right away and buy a speedo 2 sizes too small! Then go buy a potato and put it in there. HE guaranteed me it works every time! So I did all that. I thought this is great! I even felt like a babe magnet! Feeling empowered I commenced strutting my stuff up and down down the beach and getting looks from EVERYONE. I thought it was working but people looked at me disgusted or just laughing as I went by. I thought somethings just not right so I found my friend again and asked what the hell everyone’s laughing at me for? My friend looked me right in the eye and said "DUDE, you’re supposed to put the potato in the front” The missus and I nearly filled our respective shorts laughing. Too funny man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 9 hours ago, MUDGEL said: The missus and I nearly filled our respective shorts laughing. Too funny man. Easy Mike with your new ticker ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) On 8/5/2019 at 5:49 PM, Bapu said: Art imitates life. Yep Kenny Edited August 9, 2019 by Kenny Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Vogel Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 6:39 PM, Kenny Wilson said: Yep Kenny My missus says you can’t help what the sun does. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Vogel Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 7:20 AM, InstrEd said: Easy Mike with your new ticker ? It’s good to laugh. It’s even better to be able to laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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