kennywtelejazz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, paulo said: "Should I put my bikini on?" From the looks of what I can see so far , I might have to go and get my glasses so I can see the nuts Kenny Edited April 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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paulo Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, kennywtelejazz said: From the looks of what I can see so far , I might have to go and get my glasses so I can see the nuts I never had you down as the type that would want to, but it's nice that you feel comfortable enough to just be yourself here.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 8 hours ago, Grem said: [TOTP!] It's not really recommended, but if you must..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) 18 hours ago, craigb said: The irony is that I actually won a hard-body contest once AND I used to dance at Chip-N-Dales! (Not as a Chip-N-Dale dancer, but when they opened the doors at 10pm and it became a normal nightclub - 30 guys joining 300 gals who were very frisky after just watching a s ex show! The odds were definitely in our favor! ?) Sounds like you had a real good thing going there for a while ! I guess the bowl of free peanuts at the bar was simply just too much temptation to resist . For now let's place the blame of all these drastic physical changes many of us are feeling on the Pandemic Kenny Edited April 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, paulo said: I never had you down as the type that would want to, but it's nice that you feel comfortable enough to just be yourself here.? WOW ! this is absolutely the nicest thing you ever said too me in all my years here ...? Anyway ! I happen to like the squirrel pic you posted . I posted what i though the squirrel " in the picture " may have been thinking .. Since we are on this subject we all know squirrel 's have way too much fur to look good dressed up in a bikini . Woah ! wait a minute here , on second thought I just realized if I had a squirrel dressed in a bikini when I was a little baby instead of the boring generic teddy bear they forced on me , my life may have turned out a lot different ? Kenny Edited April 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 2 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: had a squirrel dressed in a bikini when I was a little baby instead of the boring generic teddy bear they forced on me , my life may have turned out a lot different So much potential lost!!! LOL!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Grem said: So much potential lost!!! LOL!!! I am not kidding when I say what I'm about to say ...this is the absolute truth and it really did happen too me . After wasting over 20 years of intense therapy I saw my baby pictures when I got older and there was no teddy bear or little furry stuffed lamb chop for me to dribble , squeeze , and nibble on . My Parents had taken all my younger baby pictures with me holding a stuffed skunk ! I soon realized those baby pictures were an important event that altered the shape and molded the directional orbit of my life because I knew just about everybody else had a teddy bear . Often times I will just tell people I had a teddy bear just to fit in .( like I did here in another post ) As Epiphany 's go , this one sure helped me understand the inner mental working 's of the outer edges of my mental and emotional sanity . Kenny Edited April 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) On 4/19/2023 at 12:53 AM, craigb said: Things ain't what they were in the 80's ? as far as couples intimacy go's . Now a days with everything health wise that has been going around you might be able to stay healthier for much longer because not being able to find your nuts in today's day and age is not such a big deal after all . A lot of people seem to have that problem . Finding your nuts is one thing but lets face it , The simple truth of the matter is your nuts don't always have your best interests in mind . The world seems to be full of people that had everything life had to offer . Love , Money Security , Property , Prestige , all those interesting little VST things , and with one slip of the nuts they lost it all. In a way not being in a relationship where your nuts call all the shots may be a good thing after all for some people . Short arm's and not being able to reach the the Southern Artillery appears to be a problem and deal breaker of sorts for me . I'm simply just way too young and sexually frustrated as it is to allow myself to turn into a grey short haired mini T Rex that acts like he lost his boys at the vet and is now masquerading around town as a cute furry squirrel ? Plus with arms that short nobody in their right mind is ever gonna invite any one out to the Friday Night All You Can Eat Peanut Restaurants Buffet. Why ? Because with arms that short , you ain't never gonna be able to reach into your pockets for your wallet and pay for your share of the check ? Kenny Edited April 20, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 3 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: My Parents had taken all my younger baby pictures with me holding a stuffed skunk ! Well, that just stinks!!! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Actually the stuffed skunk was the one holding his nose . ? If he could have scaled the height of my crib , he would have made a run for it ? Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 6 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: After wasting over 20 years of intense therapy I saw my baby pictures when I got older and there was no teddy bear or little furry stuffed lamb chop for me to dribble , squeeze , and nibble on . My Parents had taken all my younger baby pictures with me holding a stuffed skunk ! Kenny's Parents back in the day: " Every single time we try and take a picture of our lovely little stuffed skunk, that darn kid picks it up" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 19 hours ago, paulo said: Kenny's Parents back in the day: " Every single time we try and take a picture of our lovely little stuffed skunk, that darn kid picks it up" With Logic like that! You may be onto something ? Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 If they had only known that Kenny would go on to become a famous Chunk-N-Dale dancer... ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 (edited) 20 hours ago, craigb said: If they had only known that Kenny would go on to become a famous Chunk-N-Dale dancer... ? Oh well ! At least I told them I was trying to become an Astronaut Kenny Edited April 21, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 2 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Oh well ! At least I told them I was trying to become an Astronaut Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 (edited) On 4/21/2023 at 8:35 AM, craigb said: Do you remember all the times you wanted The Chunk-N-Dale's to promote you up the ranks to Cannon Ball Man ? Keep posting stuff like this and you may find yourself next in line for getting shot out of the cannon a lot sooner than you think ? Kenny Edited April 22, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) We at The Chunk-N Dales organization are very glad to see you are interested in becoming a Chunk -N -Dale - Cannon Ball Man . We have streamlined the application process to make it as simple as possible for all parties interesting in climbing the heights our corporate job ladder . The first step you need to do is make an appointment with our front office . Then show up on time for your Cannon fitting . Once in the comfort of the private room we will provide for you , our fitting processes is simple as A. B. C. 1. 2. 3 . You drop your drawers , then we will take an accurate measurement of your Patoot ! Now before you jump to any non reality based conclusions or fan any fears you may be having about our process. Let us reassure you , we need to measure you in this very precise fashion because we need to know what sized Cannon Bore is the absolute correct size for you and your plus sized physical measurements . . The safety of all our employees are one of our main concerns here at Chunk - N - Dales! In addition to our stringent safety protocols , We wouldn't want you getting stuck halfway down the Cannon when it is time for things to go Boom !? Kenny Edited April 23, 2023 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Wait... You care about safety??? ? That probably means I'd have to wear a helmet and land in a net too? Never mind then. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzj Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Maybe they have sold out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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