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These were suggested for home protection... ​?​


craigb

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Redneck home security:

Put a couple of wicker chairs on the front porch by the door. Make sure they are warn and tattered.

On one of the chairs, put a few gun magazines,

Near the chair, a huge dog water dish with "Killer" scrawled on it.

On the door put a hand scrawled sign.

"Hey Bubba. I went to the store to get some ammo. Don't go inside, killer has been acting real strange lately. He messed up the mailman pretty bad yesterday. Be back in a minute."

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