Ouch - Grin and Bear it

[Bapu]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

[kennywtelejazz]

                             Something must have stuck in his Quest for higher learning . He even learned how to say Grace before his meals  .

      

Kenny

 

[Rain]

There is only one man who can perform ritual circumcision on a bear, and he is known as Rabbi Bris-ly Adams.

Edited November 20, 2022 by Rain

[paulo]

 

[craigb]