Bapu Posted November 16, 2022 Posted November 16, 2022 23 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Phone Busters? 2
craigb Posted November 16, 2022 Posted November 16, 2022 This reminds me of how blown away I was to find out that the word "gullible" wasn't in the dictionary! ? 1
Jesse Screed Posted November 18, 2022 Posted November 18, 2022 On 11/15/2022 at 9:31 AM, Notes_Norton said:
kennywtelejazz Posted November 18, 2022 Posted November 18, 2022 My cell number is 1 2 3 and it's OK to call me Woody ! Kenny 2
Sheens Posted November 18, 2022 Posted November 18, 2022 (edited) let's give the hores a brake Edited November 18, 2022 by Sheens 1
kennywtelejazz Posted November 19, 2022 Posted November 19, 2022 Long before there was Evel Knievel there was a Vaquero that tried to convince his horse to make the jump . The horse wasn't stupid and knew better ....He fondly remembers his pet coyote named Wiley and how he met his demise . Kenny 1
kennywtelejazz Posted November 19, 2022 Posted November 19, 2022 (edited) I have tried my best to run and stop as good as "that horse" in the above post ! Now Can somebody please give a call to 1.2.3 for me ? Kenny Edited November 19, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1
kennywtelejazz Posted November 20, 2022 Posted November 20, 2022 (edited) Hello " 1.2.3. " I would like to report an emergency !!! There are a bunch of people chasing after me with freshly sharpened cleavers . Kenny Edited November 20, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 2
paulo Posted November 20, 2022 Posted November 20, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Hello " 1.2.3. " I would like to report an emergency !!! There are a bunch of people chasing after me with freshly sharpened cleavers . Kenny Once again I'm forced to ponder the question.....exactly how hungry was the first person who looked at one of those and wondered what it tasted like ? Edited November 20, 2022 by paulo
craigb Posted November 20, 2022 Posted November 20, 2022 3 hours ago, paulo said: Once again I'm forced to ponder the question.....exactly how hungry was the first person who looked at one of those and wondered what it tasted like ? If THAT makes you wonder, then don't even click on this link Paulo! ? https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad
craigb Posted November 20, 2022 Posted November 20, 2022 24 minutes ago, pwalpwal said: if it runs away it's worth eating Dang pwalpwal! You must be a lot of fun around a schoolyard! ??? 1
paulo Posted November 20, 2022 Posted November 20, 2022 1 hour ago, craigb said: If THAT makes you wonder, then don't even click on this link Paulo! ? https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad TOo lATE.... 1
kennywtelejazz Posted November 21, 2022 Posted November 21, 2022 (edited) Hey Status Update ! The large group of people chasing me with freshly sharpened cleavers were actually part of the hit reality T V series .. Extreme Animal Makeovers . They thought I would be a good candidate for a makeover ... Since the shows producers were bound by law not to harm any animals during the shows filming , I felt totally safe acting scenes and accepting a leading role in the upcoming new episode called .... Extreme Animal Makeovers . How To Survive Thanksgiving ! Even if Your a Turkey ! I would like to thank the shows producers and my wonderful make up artist Alice .. Alice is a real wiz when it comes to combining water colors and constructing paper mache peacock prosthetics. The procedure is cost effective and totally reversible. Now my only real concern is I don't get wet or caught out side in the rain from now until Black Friday . If I do get wet , most if not all of Alice's beautiful makeup work will melt and disappear ...Then I may get an invitation to a Thanksgiving Dinner as my former self ....Let's just say I have my feathers crossed that I will stay totally dry. Having said all of that How do I look now ? Kenny Edited November 21, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1
kennywtelejazz Posted November 22, 2022 Posted November 22, 2022 (edited) Paging Tom the turkey ! Please give me a call at 1.2.3. I've got plans for you and I would love to help keep you safe this Thanksgiving . XOXO Frenchie Kenny Edited November 22, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1
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