How to feel older

[Doc H]

[Bapu]

It's def a guy thing too.

[kennywtelejazz]

Yeah I don't need no instructions either . My default setting is to eat only the foods I like while binge watching all my favorite tv shows .

Yep ! Guaranteed to help one pile on the years and feel older in no time .

Kenny

[Notes_Norton]

Reading the instructions is for sissies.

When all else fails, make sure nobody else is around, then read the instructions, and hope it isn't too late.

[Pragi]

?It´s too late.

Edited October 18, 2022 by Pragi

[Wibbles]

Nobody told me about any instructions. I've been making it up as I go along. If in doubt, take a nap.

[PhonoBrainer]

[craigb]

I've heard that, as you get older, many will walk into a room and forget why they went there.  Not me!  Several times every night I get up and go to the bathroom and each time I know exactly why I went there! ?

[Pragi]

4 hours ago, craigb said:

I've heard that, as you get older, many will walk into a room and forget why they went there.  Not me!  Several times every night I get up and go to the bathroom and each time I know exactly why I went there! ?

?

[Jeremy Oakes]

Its really simple. Just keep chasing the elusive « tomorrow »

J

Edited October 18, 2022 by Jeremy Oakes

[InstrEd]

4 hours ago, craigb said:

I've heard that, as you get older, many will walk into a room and forget why they went there.  Not me!  Several times every night I get up and go to the bathroom and each time I know exactly why I went there! ?

Hmm,

Maybe we should start the OMB club. Old Men's Bathroom club. ?

[kennywtelejazz]

11 hours ago, craigb said:

I've heard that, as you get older, many will walk into a room and forget why they went there.  Not me!  Several times every night I get up and go to the bathroom and each time I know exactly why I went there! ?

Yeah no matter how groggy I am , I know exactly why I went in there .

Sadly most of the time  I end up just standing there going push push push until I get red in the face while my forehead vein starts pulsating  to the shortness of my breath  .

Kenny

 

 

Edited October 19, 2022 by kennywtelejazz