Notes_Norton Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Thieves made away with the lute. (Groans appreciated) Lame humor by Notes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Think you needed a Drum Roll before the punch line 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antler Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 The Audacity of it all... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 57 minutes ago, antler said: The Audacity of it all... Hmmmm.................................... How could it be stealing if Audacity is free? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antler Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, InstrEd said: How could it be stealing if Audacity is free? Good point; I was just trying to find a pun. Though I suppose technically you could do something in breach of GPL2 (which it's licensed under) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. Unfortunately, the thieves came from a very poor, run down, and bad area of the inner city, and never learned to Reed... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gswitz Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Got away in the mixbus 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msmcleod Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 I guess it's easy to pick those locks if you've got ProTools. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) 22 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. A lute? To me, crimes like these simply defies logic, far beyond reason. Just as Mark said, having used pro tools, breaking in must have been a cakewalk. And still – just a lute? Was that instrument made for live gigs or was it a studio one? As musicians these thieves obviously aren’t into any digital performance. And that kind of instrument would hardly be used in a garage band. I think the crime investigators need a cue: base the police investigation on the "modus operandi". There’s simply no endo to the possibilities. Sorry for the last ones. Ok, all of them. Edited July 6, 2019 by Canopus 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 That is f oud for thought. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 But they left all of the accordions. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 6, 2019 Author Share Posted July 6, 2019 Police are still looking for the luters. They say they are part of a mid-evil crime ring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Police were silently working to MESH the luters with a mesmerizing drum beat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 After they broke in, an automated voice informed them that they could steal anything they want, except for Monster Cables which are never discounted and can't leave the store for anything except full price... ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Even the multiple "Prophets" couldn't foretell the outcome. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 Police could find no "Lead Sheets" to direct them in which direction the Lute took off in ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antler Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 This just in: possible suspect identified as Dynamic Mike 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 The store has scheduled a press conference to provide updates as well as to detail the current Independence weekend deals... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 1:47 PM, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. (Groans appreciated) Lame humor by Notes THOSE DIRTY BASTAGES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 1:47 PM, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. Well, that's a note worthy story. If caught, the thieves will go to sing-sing! When accused a suspect responded, "you're a lyre!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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