kennywtelejazz Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 (edited) Kidnapped in Fort Lauderdale | Katherine Blanford . Kenny Edited August 25, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 That was a good one! And similar, stylistically, to this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted August 25, 2022 Author Share Posted August 25, 2022 (edited) Body hair is the hair that does not recede ? My grandma is just like your grandma ! She puts her bra on one leg at a time ? Yeah ! he's funny . thanks for posting that , Kenny Edited August 25, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted September 6, 2022 Author Share Posted September 6, 2022 Old School Cool Humor ! Norm Crosby on The Dean Martin Show Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) Wow I can tell the only joke you guys want to hear in The Coffee House is this old classic . Strummy ! Bapu ! and Craigb ! walk into a bar ...... Dang! I forgot the rest of the joke ... Does anyone around here know the punch line ? Kenny Edited September 8, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 21 minutes ago, kennywtelejazz said: Wow I can tell the only joke you guys want to hear in The Coffee House is this old classic . Strummy ! Bapu ! and Craigb ! walk into a bar ...... Dang! I forgot the rest of the joke ...Does anyone around here know the punch line ? Kenny Ow? ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, craigb said: Strummy ! Bapu ! and Craigb ! walk into a bar ...... Dang! I forgot the rest of the joke ...Does anyone around here know the punch line ? Ooh I know this one....... Strummy, Bapu and craigb walk in to a bar. Craigb goes straight to the men's room to avoid having to buy the beers. Bapu gets the beers in and then Strummy spots some birds across the room, quickly sinks his jar and goes over to chat them up. Bapu finds himself standing at the bar next to guy with a really tiny head - like the size of a billiard ball and the guy looks at Bapu and says.. "Hey there, I'm Kenny.....what's your name?" "I'm Bapu, pleased to meet you". Soon Bapu was regaling him with stories of his latest bass guitar, his old one that nobody cares about and such like, but Kenny soon tired of this so like old dudes everywhere he started talking about his wartime experiences... " My ship was sunk by an enemy torpedo and I ended up all alone on this remote desert island with no way of shaving for years" said Kenny "So how did you get back here?" asked Bapu "Well" said Kenny...."one day I was in the sea taking a whizz. I don't really know why I did that because there was nobody around to see me if I'd just done it up the palm tree, but old habits die hard I guess. Anyway, this mermaid swam up to me and she said " Would you mind not doing that? This is my home! How would you like it if I came in your house and peed all over your furniture?" " I was mortified" he continued..... " I couldn't apologise enough and eventually she calmed down and I told her that actually I would be quite glad if she came in my house and peed all over the furniture. Not because I'm kinky or anything, well maybe a little, but because it would just mean that I would be back home and not stuck here all on my own in the middle of nowhere." "Well" she said..."today is your lucky day. You see I'm a magic mermaid and I can grant you three wishes. Your first wish is to be back home, so as soon as you've made your other two wishes you will go back. What else would you like to wish for?" " I'd like to have more money than I will ever need no matter how much I spend" "Your wish will be granted. What is your final wish?" "Well, it's been a while, so.......how about some mermaid pusssay ?" "I'm a mermaid Kenny, I don't have one" "Well, in that case......how about a little head?" Edited September 8, 2022 by paulo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) Dang ...I forgot what we were talking about . My little head is so small my brain can't breath . Does anyone around here know the rest of the joke and the punch line ? Kenny Edited September 10, 2022 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Some possible punchlines. "Bapu has an Alembic?" "Swat it up in Am" "And they ate raw fried becan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 "It's all crash in the loud-speaker!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 21 hours ago, craigb said: "It's all crash in the loud-speaker!" Good boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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