Notes_Norton Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Never a dull moment. We sent out about 8,000 of these e-mails today. Wish me luck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's time to put A Better Band In Your Box Two years in the making!!! New, fun, toys and tools for Band-in-a-Box from Norton Music. Introducing 8 new style and fake disks in these genres: Country, Jazz, Latin American, Praise/Worship, and Rock/Pop. We have something for everyone. These e-disks are the results of your requests and are available via instant download. So let's get right to the point. Here are your eight, new, BiaB add-ons. --- #1 --- Norton Music's User Style Disk #30 - Nashville styles for Country and Southern Rock 20 new, great multi-styles plus, 71 FREE, compatible MIDI intros and endings - 91 BiaB and MIDI styles in all. For style names, descriptions and mp3 demo files, go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/style30.html--- #2 --- Norton Music's User Style Disk #31 - Pop, Rock and Motown styles 20 more new, great multi-styles, plus 63 FREE, compatible MIDI intros and endings - 83 BiaB and MIDI styles in all. For style names, descriptions and mp3 demo files, go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/style31.html--- #3 --- Norton Music's Fake Disk #46 - The Real Latin Fake Disk (with optional Real Latin Book) This disk contains the chord progressions of Hal Leonard's "The Real Latin Book". It's a Musica Latina gig in a box. 400 Great Latin American Tunes in the following genres: Salsa, Merengue, Mambo, Rhumba, Bolero, Cumbia, Bossa Nova, Samba, Cha Cha, Son Montuno, Tango, Guaracha, Beguine, Son, Lambada, Songo, Calypso, Baiao, Flamenco, Paso Doble, Descarga, Ranchera, Partido Alto, Mercumbé, Latin Funk, Latin Rock, Latin Swing, Latin Pop, Latin Disco, Latin Jazz, Afro/Cuban, Nuyorican, and more ... For a complete description, song listing and a couple of free songs (.sgu), go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/fake46.html--- #4 --- Norton Music's Fake Disk #47 - The Praise And Worship Fake Disk (with optional Praise And Worship Fake Book 2nd Edition) This one has been requested quite a few times. If you are a Praise & Worship Musician, you need this disk. An Essential Tool for Worship Leaders, Praise Bands and Singers!. Over 400 songs, from the classics to the well-known and well-loved contemporary songs by your favorite artists. This is a fantastic collection of music, most of it newer, with many classics from the last 30 years or so, along with a few traditional hymns. For a complete description, song listing and a couple of free songs (.sgu), go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/fake47.html--- #5 --- Norton Music's Fake Disk #48 - The Real Book Fake Disk Volume 3 (with optional Real Book Volume 3) Continuing the famous Real Book transcription series, 400 more essential jazz tunes. It's a "Who's Who" of Jazz Composers. This is our most requested collection. Remember, there are no duplicate songs in the Real Book jazz series. For a complete description, song listing and a couple of free songs (.sgu), go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/fake48.html--- #6 --- Norton Music's Fake Disk #49 - The Real Book Fake Disk Volume 4 (with optional Real Book Volume 4) Another of the famous Real Book transcription series, 400 more essential jazz tunes. Along with the classics, this volume features many contemporary jazz compositions. Our most requested collection. Remember, there are no duplicate songs in the Real Book jazz series. For a complete description, song listing and a couple of free songs (.sgu), go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/fake49.html--- #7 --- Norton Music's Fake Disk #50 - The Real Book Fake Disk Volume 5 (with optional Real Book Volume 5) And the hits just keep on coming. Continuing the famous Real Book collection, 400 more essential jazz tunes. This one also has pop songs adopted by the jazz masters along with the classics. I get so many requests to complete the Real Book series, and we are happy to fulfill it. We have one more to go, stay tuned for our next big release. For a complete description, song listing and a couple of free songs (.sgu), go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/fake50.html--- #8 --- Norton Music's Fake Disk #51 - The Real Pop Disk Volume 2 (with optional Real Pop Book Volume 2) Another frequent request from people who bought volume 1 of this series. 200 more songs your audience knows by heart. Not just head charts, but full arrangements. It's a Pop/Rock gig in a box for BiaB. For a complete description, song listing and a couple of free songs (.sgu), go to http://www.nortonmusic.com/fake51.html --- And as always, with the "Roll Your Own Discount" http://www.nortonmusic.com/mega.html the more you buy, the more you save. Buy all 8 disks and save almost $100.00 Disks? They aren't on disk anymore. They are available via instant download. (E-disk???) I've been making add-ons for BiaB since the 1990s. Thank you for your support and all the kind comments you send to me. I am happy that you like my offerings, and hope you enjoy these e-disks as much as the ones you already have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Oh... *Whew!* I thought this thread was going to be NSFW! ? Good job Bob! ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 8 hours ago, craigb said: I thought this thread was going to be NSFW! But still opened it.....? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 14 hours ago, paulo said: But still opened it.....? We all did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 (edited) Yeah we all did is right Oh well since I'm here now ... Guitar players and the way they touch and caress the womenz they love is all typical standard stuff ....A light touch , a heavy touch . A little vibrato here and a little whammy there ... Woah , now Sax players ...they are another breed . They have to have chops in places mere mortals have only yet to discover .. After years of perfecting their embouchure and lip placement need I say more ? It just goes to show you all the good stuff always seems to happen behind closed doors . Kenny Edited July 25, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 (edited) This is what the girlfriend and I did during the last few months of isolation - got really drunk and did things like pretending we were 1969/Abbey Road era Beatles or something... Stupid Song idea totally ripped off from The Beatles: Krist Guitar - Krist Overdubs - Kyoko Totally Unrehearsed Bass - Kyoko Piano - Krist, under Kyoko's supervision - and heavy quantization (mainly). Keys - Kyoko Drums - Both of us idiots PLUS programming Goofs - Mostly Krist Cuteness: Definitely Kyoko Vocals: We could not get Paul McCartney to take our call so there's no vocal. (Ringo did take our call and agreed to sing, but he sang out of tune, so we threw tomatoes at him until he left). Recording Engineer: Astrid the dog Mix Engineer: What's that? Like, a unicorn? Definitely not mixed. Special thanks to: Clos du Bois red wine. Edited July 25, 2022 by Rain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 7 hours ago, Bapu said: We all did. Sure. But how many of us did so because we thought it was gonna be about Mr & Mrs Notes doing the dirty deed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Rain said: This is what the girlfriend and I did during the last few months of isolation - got really drunk and did things like pretending we were 1969/Abbey Road era Beatles or something... Now I'm wondering how long it will be before Kyoko breaks up the pretend Beatles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 25, 2022 Author Share Posted July 25, 2022 4 hours ago, paulo said: Sure. But how many of us did so because we thought it was gonna be about Mr & Mrs Notes doing the dirty deed ? A gentleman never tells. Not that I'm a gentleman, but I like to give the impression that I am. :D Notes ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: A gentleman never tells. Not that I'm a gentleman, but I like to give the impression that I am. :D A guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. He played it cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks. Finally, one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Cindy said she was game and a very vigorous relationship began. Everything was great for about 4 months, but one day, the guy went to Cindy and said,' I'm having this problem. It's kind of a guy thing. I need to ask you a favour.' Cindy said,' Okay.' The guy said,' Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?' Cindy looked at him a little funny, but said,' Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil.' The guy then said,' Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on you?' Cindy is getting a little worried, but says,' Okay.' Then the guy said,' Can you wear some of my clothing, I need for you to look more like a man.' Cindy is getting a little disappointed at this point, but says,' Well I guess so.' Then the guy says to Cindy,' Do you mind if I call you Bill?' Cindy, very dejected, says,' I guess not.' So, the guy reaches out and grabs Cindy by the arms and says... ' Bill, you'll never guess what I've been doing these past four months.....!' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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