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Pedro and Juan were lost in the desert, after days without food, they came across a tree dripping with the finest bacon you've ever seen or smelt.

'Look' Juan says Pedro, 'is a bacon tree, we are saved' as he ran towards it desperate to feast on the rashers that hung there.

But before he could take a bite, he was cut down in hail of bullets.

With his dying breath, he rolled towards his friend and cried out 'Juan, stay there my friend, is no a bacon tree...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...is a ham bush ?

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I don't know about Juan,  but I can tell you from bitter experience that when your Spanish girlfriend says that she wants some Home Alone for her birthday, she means this....

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Not this.....

 

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                                                                                      Juanita ! Te amo con todo mi corazón

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                                                                                          Thank you very much Juan ! I Wub you Too !

                                         

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                                                                                               Aye Que Linda ! aren't these two so adorable !

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Gulp , I don't think she's talking about the donkeys ?

Kenny

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