Anyone here doing Minnie Pearl?

[57Gregy]

Please don't mention it.

[Bapu]

[Jesse Screed]

HOOOOWWWWDDDYYY!

[Tim Smith]

She wasn't THAT small.

[Shane_B.]

6 hours ago, Tim Smith said:

She wasn't THAT small.

Yeah, and Grandpa Jones wasn't old when he started either but look what happened to him. Danged shame.

[Starship Krupa]

Porter shaggin' 'er?

I've had a couple of Southern girlfriends. I'd've boinked that tag right off her hat. Howwww-dee!

[Shane_B.]

3 hours ago, Starship Krupa said:

I've had a couple of Southern girlfriends. I'd've boinked that tag right off her hat. Howwww-dee!

I was thinkin' the same thing but didn't have the fried grits to say it. I would have plowed that field in to the middle of next harvest. Whew.

I have to go for an old guy shot in the thigh every two weeks. The nurse is a little southern bell. 'bout 5 foot 4. My age. Crystal clear bluest eyes I ever saw. Absolutely perfect and that southern draw. Every time she rams that needle in my thigh . . . uh, well. You get the picture. 

She takes her time now when I go in. Says she feels bad hurting me and goes really slow. I've told her I've lost feeling in my legs from the accident I was in and she could just ram and go but she never listens. Takes her about 5 ~ 6 minutes. I think she likes messing with me. Or feels sorry for me. Probably the latter.

?Makes me want to grab my guitar and play with it all night long . . . ? (Ray Parker Jr.)