S.L.I.P. Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 They all give good blow on the pipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msmcleod Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 The thing is, that it's not blowing that makes the sound.... is squeezing the bag. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 hour ago, msmcleod said: squeezing the bag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Looks overpriced. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 This Thread is certainly entertaining Now that I have been thoroughly inspired by The Trio of Virtuoso Unobtainable Never in my Lifetime Ever Female Curvaceous Delectable Wiminez that Execute Lighting Fast Dance Moves while playing the Bag Pipes . I have decided to lower my standards and squeeze an old Hag ... I'm a coming Granny I will see you at Bingo tomorrow Night ...After Bingo ...make sure you keep the room Extra Dark ...lol Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 What's the difference between a chopped onion and chopped bagpipes? Nobody cries over chopped bagpipes. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 All good until a bike messenger whacks her right off that cable car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted June 10, 2019 Author Share Posted June 10, 2019 I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. -Alfred Hitchcock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 10 hours ago, craigb said: What's the difference between a chopped onion and chopped bagpipes? Nobody cries over chopped bagpipes. ? don't tell that joke in Scotland ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 14 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: This Thread is certainly entertaining Now that I have been thoroughly inspired by The Trio of Virtuoso Unobtainable Never in my Lifetime Ever Female Curvaceous Delectable Wiminez that Execute Lighting Fast Dance Moves while playing the Bag Pipes . I have decided to lower my standards and squeeze an old Hag ... I'm a coming Granny I will see you at Bingo tomorrow Night ...After Bingo ...make sure you keep the room Extra Dark ...lol Kenny What happened to saying this Fred? Am l uncool and very behind the times again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Dickens Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Define gentleman. A man who knows how to play the bagpipes. But chooses not to. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 3 hours ago, bayoubill said: What happened to saying this Fred? Am l uncool and very behind the times again? ? How dare you say that about yourself Bill . You got a Les , You were able to build The Guitar Wall . You got a XX and you can play ... I'm just used to saying thread . I got to go Granny wants me to double dip while we run the bagpipe u tube video again . Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 (edited) Son it is not a sin to be attracted to those 3 female Bag Pipe Players ... You are a man of flesh and blood are you not ? It is even OK w the Boss upstairs that you almost thought about waxing the Bishop as a Tribute in their honor .. At least you had the self restraint to keep it in the holster and find another creative outlet ...you played some guitar didn't you ? FWIW you did come close to a full blown transgression but you averted it and stayed out of trouble .( for now ) As you Father , I must insist you listen carefully to what I am about to say to you. If you ever decide to start playing the Bagpipes .The Boss and I will throw the book at you . Kenny Edited June 11, 2019 by Kenny Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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