msmcleod Posted June 9, 2019 Posted June 9, 2019 The thing is, that it's not blowing that makes the sound.... is squeezing the bag. 1
S.L.I.P. Posted June 9, 2019 Author Posted June 9, 2019 1 hour ago, msmcleod said: squeezing the bag 1
kennywtelejazz Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 This Thread is certainly entertaining Now that I have been thoroughly inspired by The Trio of Virtuoso Unobtainable Never in my Lifetime Ever Female Curvaceous Delectable Wiminez that Execute Lighting Fast Dance Moves while playing the Bag Pipes . I have decided to lower my standards and squeeze an old Hag ... I'm a coming Granny I will see you at Bingo tomorrow Night ...After Bingo ...make sure you keep the room Extra Dark ...lol Kenny 1
craigb Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 What's the difference between a chopped onion and chopped bagpipes? Nobody cries over chopped bagpipes. ? 1
PhonoBrainer Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 All good until a bike messenger whacks her right off that cable car. 1
S.L.I.P. Posted June 10, 2019 Author Posted June 10, 2019 I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. -Alfred Hitchcock 1
InstrEd Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 10 hours ago, craigb said: What's the difference between a chopped onion and chopped bagpipes? Nobody cries over chopped bagpipes. ? don't tell that joke in Scotland ?
bayoubill Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 14 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: This Thread is certainly entertaining Now that I have been thoroughly inspired by The Trio of Virtuoso Unobtainable Never in my Lifetime Ever Female Curvaceous Delectable Wiminez that Execute Lighting Fast Dance Moves while playing the Bag Pipes . I have decided to lower my standards and squeeze an old Hag ... I'm a coming Granny I will see you at Bingo tomorrow Night ...After Bingo ...make sure you keep the room Extra Dark ...lol Kenny What happened to saying this Fred? Am l uncool and very behind the times again?
Byron Dickens Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 Define gentleman. A man who knows how to play the bagpipes. But chooses not to. 3
kennywtelejazz Posted June 10, 2019 Posted June 10, 2019 3 hours ago, bayoubill said: What happened to saying this Fred? Am l uncool and very behind the times again? ? How dare you say that about yourself Bill . You got a Les , You were able to build The Guitar Wall . You got a XX and you can play ... I'm just used to saying thread . I got to go Granny wants me to double dip while we run the bagpipe u tube video again . Kenny
kennywtelejazz Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 (edited) Son it is not a sin to be attracted to those 3 female Bag Pipe Players ... You are a man of flesh and blood are you not ? It is even OK w the Boss upstairs that you almost thought about waxing the Bishop as a Tribute in their honor .. At least you had the self restraint to keep it in the holster and find another creative outlet ...you played some guitar didn't you ? FWIW you did come close to a full blown transgression but you averted it and stayed out of trouble .( for now ) As you Father , I must insist you listen carefully to what I am about to say to you. If you ever decide to start playing the Bagpipes .The Boss and I will throw the book at you . Kenny Edited June 11, 2019 by Kenny Wilson
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