il mio nuovo asino ha flatus che emana dall'ano

[Jesse Screed]

Yep, my new donkey is a bit windy,

It was all good at first.

He lead the way, like he knew where to go,

but then he would stop every fifty feet to nibble leaves off the shrubs along the path.

that;s ok I thought, we all need to eat.

but then my donkey started ripping off some scuds.

The first one about knocked me out, it was so bad I thought I could taste it.

so I ran ahead of my donkey, and then the wind changed.

the only saving grace is that when my donkey lets fly, there is an uproarious sound

like the trumpets of Jerricho

so I can pretty much maneuver around to avoid the noxious fumes.

this could be a long haul.

I want to name my donkey

does anybody have any suggestions?

[craigb]

How about "Xote?" (Pronounced "Ho-tay" of course!)

Then he could be donkey Xote.  ?

Edited May 27, 2019 by craigb

[S.L.I.P.]

1 hour ago, Jesse Screed said:

I want to name my donkey

does anybody have any suggestions?

Kong

[Bapu]

Donkey seems as appropriate as anything.

[PhonoBrainer]

Name it "Llama"

[craigb]

30 minutes ago, emeraldsoul said:

Name it "Llama"

Can't.  That's already the goat's name.  ?

[S.L.I.P.]

[Kurre]

For some reason edonkey and emule come to mind.

[kakku]

Hombre ventoso

[kennywtelejazz]

          Mi nombre es El Viejo Grande  .

       

Yo soy  burro que se tira demasiado . Necesito tirarme un pedo ...

Discúlpeme dónde está el baño ?

 

signed ,

Pssssttt Este Loco

Edited May 28, 2019 by Kenny Wilson

[craigb]

Upon further reflection, perhaps "Guerra Chimica" or "Promesse Governative" would be more appropriate? ?

[Jesse Screed]

On 5/27/2019 at 5:02 PM, craigb said:

How about "Xote?" (Pronounced "Ho-tay" of course!)

Then he could be donkey Xote.  ?

Yes, I asked the donkey, he likes it.  He said to tell you that you are an all powerful sentient force.  To everyone else, donkey liked the suggestions, but he felt they did not make him feel like the donkey he really is, if you know what he means.