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il mio nuovo asino ha flatus che emana dall'ano


Jesse Screed

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Yep, my new donkey is a bit windy,

It was all good at first.

He lead the way, like he knew where to go,

but then he would stop every fifty feet to nibble leaves off the shrubs along the path.

that;s ok I thought, we all need to eat.

but then my donkey started ripping off some scuds.

The first one about knocked me out, it was so bad I thought I could taste it.

so I ran ahead of my donkey, and then the wind changed.

the only saving grace is that when my donkey lets fly, there is an uproarious sound

like the trumpets of Jerricho

so I can pretty much maneuver around to avoid the noxious fumes.

this could be a long haul.

I want to name my donkey

does anybody have any suggestions?

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On 5/27/2019 at 5:02 PM, craigb said:

How about "Xote?" (Pronounced "Ho-tay" of course!)

Then he could be donkey Xote.  ?

Yes, I asked the donkey, he likes it.  He said to tell you that you are an all powerful sentient force.  To everyone else, donkey liked the suggestions, but he felt they did not make him feel like the donkey he really is, if you know what he means.

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