Jesse Screed Posted May 26, 2019 Posted May 26, 2019 (edited) I was so close. She went lame on the loose shale. Had to put her down, not easy with a penknife. But there are vultures everywhere, not even before Bernice had bled out punk tries to sell me a wild ***** colt I'm not much for donkeys but the mouth bit seems to keep him in line so I give punk a stale crust of bread and a dollar two eighty punk laughs me and the wild ***** colt limp along towards the top I sure do miss me. Bernice, she had a nice mustache. Edited May 27, 2019 by Jesse Screed
kennywtelejazz Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Jesse Screed said: I was so close. She went lame on the loose shale. Had to put her down, not easy with a penknife. But there are vultures everywhere, not even before Bernice had bled out punk tries to sell me a wild ***** colt I'm not much for donkeys but the mouth bit seems to keep him in line so I give punk a stale crust of bread and a dollar two eighty punk laughs me and the wild ***** colt limp along towards the top I sure do miss me. Bernice, she had a nice mustache. Kenny
S.L.I.P. Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 HOBBLING A LLAMA It was Dr.Charmian Wright, a Vet and camel-trainer from Utah, USA, who first described to me the calming effect of putting a hobble on a camelid. Frankly, I did not believe her, at least, I did not think it could work for llamas, but I was persuaded to have a go. The design I came up with, involved a webbing cuff around each fetlock incorporating a D-ring sitting in the hollow at the back. A belt was then passed from ring to corresponding ring, across the withers. The llama was asked to kush and the slack taken up so that he could only "stand" on his knees. At this point another belt was threaded through the bent knees and passed over the withers. When tightened, the llama was completely immobile.
S.L.I.P. Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 llama, llama please talk to your daughter 'bout me llama, llama please talk to your daughter 'bout me She made me love her and I ain't gonna leave her be
Jesse Screed Posted May 27, 2019 Author Posted May 27, 2019 20 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said: HOBBLING A LLAMA It was Dr.Charmian Wright, a Vet and camel-trainer from Utah, USA, who first described to me the calming effect of putting a hobble on a camelid. Frankly, I did not believe her, at least, I did not think it could work for llamas, but I was persuaded to have a go. The design I came up with, involved a webbing cuff around each fetlock incorporating a D-ring sitting in the hollow at the back. A belt was then passed from ring to corresponding ring, across the withers. The llama was asked to kush and the slack taken up so that he could only "stand" on his knees. At this point another belt was threaded through the bent knees and passed over the withers. When tightened, the llama was completely immobile. I wish it was that easy. Bernice was broke down, so she was put down. She was a sweet llama bernice was. I might have to try your technique on my new donkey, he likes to ramble,
kennywtelejazz Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 (edited) On 5/26/2019 at 8:52 PM, craigb said: Woah , that LLama is sort of cute in a weird sort of way I must confess , looking at it seems to be bringing out my Inner Kinky .... All it needs now to seal the deal is a good set of Knee Pads ? Kenny Edited May 28, 2019 by Kenny Wilson
craigb Posted May 28, 2019 Posted May 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: Woah , that LLama is sort of cute in a weird sort of way I must confess , looking at it seems to be bringing out my Inner Kinky .... All it needs now to seal the deal is a good set of Knee Pads ? Kenny You really are a Vantucky Hillbilly, aren't you Kenny??! ?
kennywtelejazz Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 23 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: 23 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: Woah , that LLama is sort of cute in a weird sort of way I must confess , looking at it seems to be bringing out my Inner Kinky .... All it needs now to seal the deal is a good set of Knee Pads ? Kenny 17 hours ago, craigb said: You really are a Vantucky Hillbilly, aren't you Kenny??! ? Oh Yeah, That's my kinda Hot Llama Mamma ??? Kenny
Jesse Screed Posted May 29, 2019 Author Posted May 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: Oh Yeah, That's my kinda Hot Llama Mamma ??? Kenny That does not compute.?
PhonoBrainer Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 (edited) That llama is so hot, . . . it's molten. Edited May 29, 2019 by emeraldsoul
S.L.I.P. Posted May 29, 2019 Posted May 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: Oh Yeah, That's my kinda Hot Llama Mamma
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