my llama is hobbled

[Jesse Screed]

I was so close.

She went lame on the loose shale.

Had to put her down, not easy with a penknife.

But there are vultures everywhere,

not even before Bernice had bled out

punk tries to sell me a wild ***** colt

I'm not much for donkeys

but the mouth bit seems to keep him in line

so I give punk a stale crust of bread and a dollar two eighty

punk laughs

me and the wild ***** colt limp along

towards the top

I sure do miss me. Bernice, she had a nice mustache.

 

 

 

Edited May 27, 2019 by Jesse Screed

[kennywtelejazz]

1 hour ago, Jesse Screed said:

I was so close.

She went lame on the loose shale.

Had to put her down, not easy with a penknife.

But there are vultures everywhere,

not even before Bernice had bled out

punk tries to sell me a wild ***** colt

I'm not much for donkeys

but the mouth bit seems to keep him in line

so I give punk a stale crust of bread and a dollar two eighty

punk laughs

me and the wild ***** colt limp along

towards the top

I sure do miss me. Bernice, she had a nice mustache.

 

 

 

Kenny

[S.L.I.P.]

HOBBLING A LLAMA

It was Dr.Charmian Wright, a Vet and camel-trainer from Utah, USA, who first described to me the calming effect of putting a hobble on a camelid. Frankly, I did not believe her, at least, I did not think it could work for llamas, but I was persuaded to have a go. The design I came up with, involved a webbing cuff around each fetlock incorporating a D-ring sitting in the hollow at the back. A belt was then passed from ring to corresponding ring, across the withers. The llama was asked to kush and the slack taken up so that he could only "stand" on his knees. At this point another belt was threaded through the bent knees and passed over the withers. When tightened, the llama was completely immobile.

[craigb]

[S.L.I.P.]

llama, llama please talk to your daughter 'bout me
llama, llama please talk to your daughter 'bout me
She made me love her and I ain't gonna leave her be

[Old Joad]

 

[Bapu]

"Como" say llama.

[craigb]

¿Qué?

Edited May 27, 2019 by craigb

[Jesse Screed]

20 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

HOBBLING A LLAMA

It was Dr.Charmian Wright, a Vet and camel-trainer from Utah, USA, who first described to me the calming effect of putting a hobble on a camelid. Frankly, I did not believe her, at least, I did not think it could work for llamas, but I was persuaded to have a go. The design I came up with, involved a webbing cuff around each fetlock incorporating a D-ring sitting in the hollow at the back. A belt was then passed from ring to corresponding ring, across the withers. The llama was asked to kush and the slack taken up so that he could only "stand" on his knees. At this point another belt was threaded through the bent knees and passed over the withers. When tightened, the llama was completely immobile.

 I wish it was that easy.  Bernice was broke down, so she was put down.  She was a sweet llama bernice was.  I might have to try your technique on my new donkey, he likes to ramble,

[kennywtelejazz]

On 5/26/2019 at 8:52 PM, craigb said:

Woah ,  that LLama is sort of cute in a weird sort of way

I must confess , looking at it  seems to be  bringing out my Inner Kinky ....

All it needs now to seal the deal is a good set of Knee Pads  ?

 

Kenny

 

Edited May 28, 2019 by Kenny Wilson

[craigb]

5 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said:

Woah ,  that LLama is sort of cute in a weird sort of way

I must confess , looking at it  seems to be  bringing out my Inner Kinky ....

All it needs now to seal the deal is a good set of Knee Pads  ?

 

Kenny

 

 

You really are a Vantucky Hillbilly, aren't you Kenny??! ?

[bayoubill]

At least you have a lama ?

[bayoubill]

Sorry      had a lama

[kennywtelejazz]

23 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said:

 

 

23 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said:

Woah ,  that LLama is sort of cute in a weird sort of way

I must confess , looking at it  seems to be  bringing out my Inner Kinky ....

All it needs now to seal the deal is a good set of Knee Pads  ?

 

Kenny

 

 

17 hours ago, craigb said:

 

You really are a Vantucky Hillbilly, aren't you Kenny??! ?

Oh Yeah, That's my kinda Hot Llama Mamma

???

 

Kenny

[Jesse Screed]

4 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said:

 

 

 

Oh Yeah, That's my kinda Hot Llama Mamma

???

 

Kenny

That does not compute.?

[PhonoBrainer]

That llama is so hot,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . . it's molten.

Edited May 29, 2019 by emeraldsoul

[S.L.I.P.]

7 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said:

Oh Yeah, That's my kinda Hot Llama Mamma

[bayoubill]

now I want a llama

[Mesh]

Keep you drama for your llama

[InstrEd]

1 hour ago, S.L.I.P. said:

Is it a sleep over