Cannibal snails

[kakku]

Hi. I filmed some nasty cannibal snails eating crushed snails. I do not have any idea how to get money from those videos so I will probably give them for free unless somebody here has good ideas...??? Cannibal Snails could be also a good name for some polka band or better yet for a black metal band. They could dress up like snails and sing about snails, although it would be perhaps too much for most peoples. In fact this thread could be too much to handle for most people.

Edited July 23, 2019 by kakku

[PhonoBrainer]

I think "Kakku" would also make an excellent band name.

Now I'll just sit back and wait for the snail jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . . still waiting . . . 

Edited May 15, 2019 by emeraldsoul

[kakku]

2 hours ago, emeraldsoul said:

I think "Kakku" would also make an excellent band name.

Now I'll just sit back and wait for the snail jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . . still waiting . . . 

Thanks for commenting. I think snails and my video are not worthy of a flood of good jokes

[PhonoBrainer]

You might be right, but still, I'm happy you posted in the coffee house! Kudos for coming out of your . . . self-imposed solitude.

[kakku]

27 minutes ago, emeraldsoul said:

You might be right, but still, I'm happy you posted in the coffee house! Kudos for coming out of your . . . self-imposed solitude.

Thanks

[craigb]

8 hours ago, kakku said:

Cannibal Snails could be also a good name for some polka band or better yet for a black metal band.

Or, even better, a black metal polka band!  (And, yes, unfortunately, these DO exist!)

I'd start a YouTube channel to post your videos.  You could make a gif out of part of the video, post it on Imgur and you might be surprised how many people will find it interesting!  Include the link back to your YouTube channel, and more interesting content regularly and you can actually make a small amount of money that way. ?

[S.L.I.P.]

12 hours ago, emeraldsoul said:

. . . still waiting . . . 

Nine Inch Snails

[Kurre]

22 minutes ago, S.L.I.P. said:

Nine Inch Snails

You snailed it.

[craigb]

I'll just let you guys slug it out...

[kakku]

9 hours ago, craigb said:

Or, even better, a black metal polka band!  (And, yes, unfortunately, these DO exist!)

I'd start a YouTube channel to post your videos.  You could make a gif out of part of the video, post it on Imgur and you might be surprised how many people will find it interesting!  Include the link back to your YouTube channel, and more interesting content regularly and you can actually make a small amount of money that way. ?

Thanks for the  tips.

[kakku]

5 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

Nine Inch Snails

Omg, here the jokes are 

[kakku]

5 hours ago, Kurre said:

You snailed it.

This was good jk

[kakku]

2 hours ago, craigb said:

I'll just let you guys slug it out...

Nice 

[Starise]

OK can someone put some music to this?

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Starise said:

OK can someone put some music to this?

Hehe...  Why do I think Oingo Boingo would be best suited to do this???  ?