bayoubill Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body. he boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly. A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InstrEd Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Well that depends on when the other head popped out ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 The really tragic thing about that story is that if the father had just given Ed (that was the boy's name) his usual birthday treat it would never have happened, but for some reason he took it upon himself to ask what his son wanted for his birthday. "Dad" he said... "as long it's not another freakin hat I really don't care!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Well the dad could of got him Ear Muffs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 What do you call a boy with no arms or legs... On the floor? Matt On the wall? Art In the pool? Bob On the baseball diamond? 2nd base Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 “Dad, how do stars die?” – “Usually an overdose.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 I Have A witness. He saw the whole thing . This is what he has to say about it . Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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