AndyB01 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 (edited) OK so this is a serious issue - I get that - but we all need a little light relief from it - right? Some of you may have seen this video (which is getting shared like crazy online) comprising clips from spoof Xmas Songs but there are only clips, not full spoof versions of the songs featured (whether there will be remains to be seen). So my sister sent it to me and after having a good laugh, I felt inspired to see if I could write the lyrics for one of the songs on the album. And so friends (and I really do apologise so sincerely to the wonderful Johnny Mathis), I give you - new for 2020 - my version of "When A Mask Is Worn" If you're not in the UK, some of the humour may not translate so here's a mini cultural guide to the lyrics: Matt Hancock is our award-winning Health Secretary Boris, of course, is the UK PM (less said, the better) renowned for metaphors in press conferences that refer to cavalry horns and bugle tooting Pubs are places we love to consume beer and chat for hours about nothing of any significance - but they're all closed so we're all getting smashed at home mRNA of course is the smart new Pfizer vaccine - around £20 a shot (probably the one the politicians will get) compared to the Oxford vaccine at a mere £3 a shot (which is the cheaper one we'll all get) ? Disclaimer: the mRNA vaccine may not actually make you immortal - that may have been poetic licence on my part ? Anyway - enough rambling - here are the lyrics and the song - I hope it makes you smile (I apologise if it didn't) A vial of hope Sits frozen in a block Encased in ice So says Matt Hancock At his vaccine plans Doctors laugh and scorn This comes to pass When a mask is worn COVID-19 Crosses land and sea It’s out to get Folks like you and me But as the bugle toots Boris sounds his horn This comes to pass When a mask is worn A drunken hue Settles in the air We’re all so pissed We’ve passed out in the chair We may be locked at home But as always, here’s the rub This comes to pass When you close the pub So for the few A new reality mRNA And immortality But it will come true For Boris said it clear We’ll all be saved, now The cheapskate vaccine’s here Ten thousand planes Take off in the sky Masks are burned The smoke thrown way up high All across the land Dawns a brand new morn This comes to pass When a mask is worn Yes this comes to pass When a mask is worn I'm not looking for nits and crits as I really threw this together quickly (as you can probably tell), it's just for a bit of fun. Keep safe everyone Andy Edited December 6, 2020 by AndyB01 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Nice one Andy. Drums could come up about 20db. I'll get me coat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyB01 Posted December 6, 2020 Author Share Posted December 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Bapu said: Drums could come up about 20db I was thinking the same thing ?? Feel free to have a crack at some of the others featured on the video short. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornpdx Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Love it! Also, UK pissed = US drunk 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeringAmps Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 On 12/6/2020 at 7:07 AM, AndyB01 said: just for a bit of fun ? t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookiee Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 ??????? ??????? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mark skinner Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Simply "Brilliant" Great accent and voice as well .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makke Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Nice job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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