Jerry Gerber Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin with the gravesite piled high with many flours. Numerous celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born in 1965 and bread in Minnesota, Poppin’ Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. A little flaky, he was known as crusty man, but still considered a positive “roll” model to millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; three children – John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough…plus, they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly uncle, Pop-Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 15 minutes. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I'm just all Sugared out that Stay Puff wasn't at the funeral! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 hours ago, jsg said: The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 15 minutes. Was it at the Crematorium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gswitz Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Gave me a big smile, ty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 I'm going to guess that he rose to the occasion, ya? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, craigb said: I'm going to guess that he rose to the occasion, ya? ? Until he popped ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 At yeast he went out in style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 He was all Poked out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Pillsbury would roll in his grave if he read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 You guys are really buttering him up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, craigb said: You guys are really buttering him up! "Parkay" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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