nice pair of doors

[S.L.I.P.]

[craigb]

But, where are the knockers? ?

[Bapu]

20 hours ago, craigb said:

But, where are the knockers? ?

Are you blind? I see them.

[Wibbles]

1 hour ago, Bapu said:

Are you blind? I see them.

She's all bra and no bumps. No hips either.

I would want to be seeing a passport or driving licence first.

[InstrEd]

3 minutes ago, Wibbles said:

want to be seeing a passport or driving licence first

Why do you want you to fly you around or drive you around ?

 

No need to answer I know what  you were getting at Wibbles  ?

[S.L.I.P.]

2 hours ago, Wibbles said:

She's all bra and no bumps. No hips either.

Your description of the door is rather harsh...

[Wibbles]

3 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

Your description of the door is rather harsh...

But I'd want to give the hinges a good oiling.

[bayoubill]

Too skinny 

[InstrEd]

5 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

Your description of the door is rather harsh...

What finish do you think was used on the doors ?

[InstrEd]

1 hour ago, Wibbles said:

But I'd want to give the hinges a good oiling.

I'm sure you would Wibbles    ? 

[S.L.I.P.]

3 hours ago, Wibbles said:

give the hinges a good oiling

[Wibbles]

8 hours ago, bayoubill said:

Too skinny 

If the hinges were too skinny, the doors would fall off.

[bayoubill]

and you see that lady holding it up  ....d'uh