craigb Posted June 23, 2020 Author Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 hour ago, synkrotron said: Probably what we call Jugs over here in the UK. Doubtful. Buns are what you sit on here. Ironically, what you sit on here is also called a fanny and that definitely has a different meaning in the UK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synkrotron Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, craigb said: Doubtful. Buns are what you sit on here. Ah, I see ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, craigb said: Buns are what you sit on here. Same here. Except in Warrington. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bradley Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Paraphrasing Hitchhiker's Guide: "In America, the people would sit on the beautiful little buns, whose backs would snap instantly. But they continued to do so anyway." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 16 hours ago, craigb said: Yep! ? I think the Glasses are wearing that rabbit ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, InstrEd said: I think the Glasses are wearing that rabbit ? That's only half the story ? I told the rabbit I was hung like an animal so it became curious . I whipped out my junk to show the bunny and it said to me I don't know what you are talking about . I did the only thing I could do , I grabbed my reading glasses off the table and gently placed them on the bunny rabbits head. Then I said to the bunny now take a look . Sure enough the bunny did eventually agree with me . Then it asked me why didn't I just say I was hung like a hamster in the first place ? ...Yeah I know self depreciating humor I didn't have the heart to tell the poor bunny that I had just gotten back from being hijacked out in the Jungle by a nymphomaniac female ape that had the hots for me . She erotically wore my junk down to an unrecognizable nub. After hearing all of that the poor Bunny shook his head , my glasses fell off , and he told me he empathically felt my pain as he rubbed the nub on the right paw where his foot used to be ..... Kenny Edited June 24, 2020 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 2 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: After hearing all of that the poor Bunny shook his head , my glasses fell off , and he told me he empathically felt my pain as he rubbed the nub on the right paw where his foot used to be ..... Did he go on to tell you about how he's traveled all over trying to find the person who shot his Pa? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 9 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: After hearing all of that the poor Bunny shook his head , my glasses fell off , and he told me he empathically felt my pain as he rubbed the nub on the right paw where his foot used to be ..... Kenny 6 hours ago, craigb said: Did he go on to tell you about how he's traveled all over trying to find the person who shot his Pa? ? Gee I didn't know . I guess he must of felt sorry for what happened to your nub to have opened up to you like that . . Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 20 hours ago, craigb said: Doubtful. Buns are what you sit on here. Ironically, what you sit on here is also called a fanny and that definitely has a different meaning in the UK! Yes, If you tell someone they have nice buns, you had better know them pretty well. I have also heard fanny used less frequently . I have heard ***** used most often when people talk about certain politicians. There should probably be an IQ test for entry. This doesn't appear to be a prerequisite. Whoops! did I just type that? In hindsight, I am learning an O'Carolan tune called " Fanny Power". I don't think this is what he had in mind when he wrote it. I'm going to run now before SLIP pulls out a set of buns from his 100000000000 photo collection. Let's keep it rated R though. I think I'll get up off my buns and do something now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Starise said: In hindsight, I am learning an O'Carolan tune called " Fanny Power". I don't think this is what he had in mind when he wrote it. Hey ! that's how me and the Bunny got Jacked Up ....We were both sitting there minding our own biznezz listening to some O'Carolan grooving away while having a few Guinness and the next thing I know we both passed out . Hmmm it must have been The Jack that delivered the KO punch ....When we came to we both seemed to have all our organs except for one the one that got modified .... note to self , don't mix Guinness , Jack , and "award winning herbal enhancements "when partying in a strange and unfamiliar environment Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 So, when the Bunny grabbed a drink first thing in the morning, did he call it "Hare of the dog?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, craigb said: So, when the Bunny grabbed a drink first thing in the morning, did he call it "Hare of the dog?" Hear we are talking about bunnies and you have to "Let out the Dogs" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 So I'm getting a real education here. Bunnies wear shades and get jacked up? I think I'll be hopping along now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bradley Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 It's gettin' hot in hare, so take off all your clothes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, John Bradley said: It's gettin' hot in hare, so take off all your clothes... Wouldn't you have to be wearing some first? (Duh.?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Maybe a little bit of TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 A Hare to much ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) Kenny Edited June 25, 2020 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 25, 2020 Author Share Posted June 25, 2020 Can't wait to see how you use the other bunny from that usual cartoon... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 10 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Kenny I feel bad for that little furless smacking hunk of chocolate.. I will be more than happy to finish him off. Put him put of his misery. And if you happen to have a peanut butter egg laying around I could assist in removing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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