Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

I've often heard that "marriage" isn't a word, but a sentence! ?

[Notes_Norton]

Hmmm, should this go here, or the lame music cartoon thread?

 

 

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Hmmm, should this go here, or the lame music cartoon thread?

 

 

Similar to being Rick rolled, I feel like I've been hit with a Billy club!

[Grem]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Hmmm, should this go here, or the lame music cartoon thread?

Don't be too concerned

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
 

Edited February 26, 2024 by Grem

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see the point

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point

 

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.

[craigb]

Probably cheesy too!

[craigb]

I bought this thesaurus yesterday...  Not only was it useless, it was USELESS!!!

[Salvatore Sorice]

[Notes_Norton]

How did I escape Iraq?

 

Iran

[craigb]

1 minute ago, Notes_Norton said:

How did I escape Iraq?

 

Iran

You can't be Syrian!

[Notes_Norton]

I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.

[craigb]

6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.

Well, at least we know you're not a hippy Bob! ?

[CoveCamper]

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl?

I said I never knew he did.

[craigb]

C D ???

                               M N O ??!

S A R ??!

Itty bitty ??!

 

?

[craigb]

Or...

 

C D B?

D B S A B Z B!

 

?