Grem Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 On 2/10/2024 at 3:42 PM, craigb said: That one sucked! Now we getting into feetishes!!? (Sic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 On 2/10/2024 at 4:42 PM, craigb said: That one sucked! Isn't that the goal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 13 Author Share Posted February 13 I'd better tread softly with this one… A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. (ducking for cover) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Isn't that the goal? Didn't say it was a bad thing! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 How can you tell who's the blind guy at a nudist camp? It's not hard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 17 Author Share Posted February 17 I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbor is dead against it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 He was shocked to learn you were capable of such things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 17 Author Share Posted February 17 I'm thinking about starting a herb garden, but I'm not sure if I have the thyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, "March 1st". So I walked around the room like a soldier and asked him again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: When I first moved to Huntington Beach California back in 1987, I could exit the front door of my apartment, cross the complex access road, and go through a gate in a wall that put me at the back door of a bar that was part of a strip mall. This turned out to be the same small bar that Jim Everett (who's a few months older than me and is famous for the staged "Christ Everett" scene on the Jim Rome show) would go to. He always went with his left guard, Tom Newberry, who was very offensive and caused a lot of the problems there! He was always throwing peanuts at people and pissing them off, at least until they turned around a saw a guy who's 6'2" 285 lbs. staring back at them! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 craigb itihrn: OMG! Now I'm having flash-backs to those friends that had one of those odd combo organs! ? Like this? My oldest brother gave me one of these when I was 15. Much better than the Magnus Chord Organ we had before. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 I was in the store and I saw a sign at the end of the aisle that said bar soap. That's crazy, do you really have to bring your own soap when you go out drinking now ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, rfssongs said: I was in the store and I saw a sign at the end of the aisle that said bar soap. That's crazy, do you really have to bring your own soap when you go out drinking now ? Have you seen how dirty most bars are??! ? (But mostly the soap is just used as hippy repellant. ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Kenny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 On 2/22/2024 at 4:33 PM, 57Gregy said: craigb itihrn: OMG! Now I'm having flash-backs to those friends that had one of those odd combo organs! ? Like this? My oldest brother gave me one of these when I was 15. Much better than the Magnus Chord Organ we had before. The first one I played was one of these: It was a lot easier to schlep than a real B3. We were in a group, the keyboard player also played guitar. We learned Psychotic Reaction, and there wasn't a sax part we could force in the song, so he played guitar and I doubled on the organ. At the end there is a 'psychedelic' 2-beat section. I would kick off my boot and play glissandi the organ with my foot. More than once, a gal from the audience commented that I was such a good organ player, that I could play it with my foot. Ah. Show-biz rules. Notes ♫ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 And a terrible pun to get back on thread (groans appreciated) If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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