Notes_Norton Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) TO BE FRANK I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME Edited August 23, 2020 by Notes_Norton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted August 27, 2020 Author Share Posted August 27, 2020 I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately. It means a lot to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 Two blood cells fell in love, but it was all in vein. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 29, 2020 Author Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 How do you know someone's a vegan? Paulo's already bludgeoned them into submission. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 30, 2020 Author Share Posted August 30, 2020 And they don't go to meatings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted August 31, 2020 Author Share Posted August 31, 2020 I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself "This is the last thing I need." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) I was going to post a few puns about unemployed people, but none of them work... Edited September 1, 2020 by craigb 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted September 1, 2020 Author Share Posted September 1, 2020 I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store... Clothes, but no cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jerry Gerber Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 A man is seated at a restaurant. He calls to the waitress, "I'd like to know about the menu please". The waitress comes over to the table and says "Sorry, but the men I please are none of your business!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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