Notes_Norton Posted January 4, 2024 Author Share Posted January 4, 2024 No, but I had a New Year's Eve gig at an Alcoholics Anonymous club, and the audience wasn't spirited. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 14 hours ago, craigb said: Now that Portnoy has rejoined Dream Theater, will there be repercussions? ? As in complaints? 14 hours ago, craigb said: Have any of you ever had a gig at a prison? At least you'd have a captive audience! ? Chuck Berry doing a gig from Lompoc FCI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 Here's a famous one! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 (edited) On 1/4/2024 at 11:20 AM, 57Gregy said: As in complaints? No. As in lame az$ed jokes!! LOL!! Edited January 6, 2024 by Grem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 (edited) Suzy ! have you heard ? Lucy hired a new gardener . She was always good at finding the right type of advertising for her intended purposes ? OMG Sharron ! Things are about to get real good around here . Time for me grab a clean towel , put on my bikini and dust off a lawn chair ! Finally!!! thank you thank you thank you Lucy ! ? Yeah I know its not a pun . It happens to be a slow Friday night around here and my imaginary friends are chomping at the bit for a little excitement . Kenny Edited January 6, 2024 by kennywtelejazz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 6, 2024 Author Share Posted January 6, 2024 Fact of Life: After Monday & Tuesday, Even the Calendar says W T F 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 One for Bob! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Fact of Life: After Monday & Tuesday, Even the Calendar says W T F 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 8, 2024 Author Share Posted January 8, 2024 Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 Man who gets run over by second car is retired! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 10, 2024 Author Share Posted January 10, 2024 Man who rides in car is really driven. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted January 11, 2024 Share Posted January 11, 2024 Usually, paying more attention to the laptop is enough of a birth control method! ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 12, 2024 Author Share Posted January 12, 2024 Where is the best place to sell a used chess set? At a pawn shop. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 13, 2024 Author Share Posted January 13, 2024 One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” Proudly, he yelled back, “Chicago Bears!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 13, 2024 Share Posted January 13, 2024 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” Proudly, he yelled back, “Chicago Bears!” Sounds like he has more challenges than just laundry! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 14, 2024 Author Share Posted January 14, 2024 I visited my doctor today, he told me that I’m going deaf. That was difficult to hear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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