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14 hours ago, craigb said:

Now that Portnoy has rejoined Dream Theater, will there be repercussions? ?

As in complaints?

14 hours ago, craigb said:

Have any of you ever had a gig at a prison?  At least you'd have a captive audience! ?

Chuck Berry doing a gig from Lompoc FCI.
 

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Suzy ! have you heard ? Lucy hired a new gardener .

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She was always good at finding the right type of advertising for her intended purposes ?

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OMG   Sharron ! Things are about to get real good around here .

Time for me grab a clean towel , put on my bikini and dust off a lawn chair !

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Finally!!!   thank you thank you thank you Lucy !   ?

Yeah I know its not a pun .  It happens to be  a slow Friday night around here and my imaginary friends are chomping at the bit for a little excitement . 

Kenny

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One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

Proudly, he yelled back, “Chicago Bears!”

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2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

Proudly, he yelled back, “Chicago Bears!”

Sounds like he has more challenges than just laundry! ?

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