Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

No, but I had a New Year's Eve gig at an Alcoholics Anonymous club, and the audience wasn't spirited.

[57Gregy]

14 hours ago, craigb said:

Now that Portnoy has rejoined Dream Theater, will there be repercussions? ?

As in complaints?

14 hours ago, craigb said:

Have any of you ever had a gig at a prison?  At least you'd have a captive audience! ?

Chuck Berry doing a gig from Lompoc FCI.
 

[craigb]

Here's a famous one!

 

[Grem]

On 1/4/2024 at 11:20 AM, 57Gregy said:

As in complaints?

No. As in lame az$ed jokes!!

LOL!!

Edited January 6, 2024 by Grem

[kennywtelejazz]

Suzy ! have you heard ? Lucy hired a new gardener .

 

She was always good at finding the right type of advertising for her intended purposes ?

OMG   Sharron ! Things are about to get real good around here .

Time for me grab a clean towel , put on my bikini and dust off a lawn chair !

Finally!!!   thank you thank you thank you Lucy !   ?

Yeah I know its not a pun .  It happens to be  a slow Friday night around here and my imaginary friends are chomping at the bit for a little excitement . 

Kenny

Edited January 6, 2024 by kennywtelejazz

[Notes_Norton]

Fact of Life:

After Monday & Tuesday, Even the Calendar says W T F

[craigb]

One for Bob!

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

Fact of Life:

After Monday & Tuesday, Even the Calendar says W T F

[Notes_Norton]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[craigb]

Man who gets run over by second car is retired!

[Notes_Norton]

Man who rides in car is really driven.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Usually, paying more attention to the laptop is enough of a birth control method! ?

[Notes_Norton]

Where is the best place to sell a used chess set?

At a pawn shop.

[Notes_Norton]

One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

Proudly, he yelled back, “Chicago Bears!”

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

One day, a housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

Proudly, he yelled back, “Chicago Bears!”

Sounds like he has more challenges than just laundry! ?

[Notes_Norton]

I visited my doctor today, he told me that I’m going deaf.

That was difficult to hear.

[craigb]

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]