Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

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[57Gregy]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Has to use the walk-through at McDonald's.

 

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On 12/15/2023 at 10:17 AM, Notes_Norton said:

Call this truck if your car is 'toe-taled' (Totaled)

[craigb]

After that tow truck, I don't want to see an asphalt truck!

[Notes_Norton]

Or the dump truck, either.

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[craigb]

I'm sensing some resistance! ?

[Notes_Norton]

“My wife – it’s difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.”

[craigb]

4 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

“My wife – it’s difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.”

Is she related to Susie the Sushi Chef?

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The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes.

[craigb]

32 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes.

Did he have a brush with death? ?

[Notes_Norton]

On 12/28/2023 at 10:41 AM, craigb said:

Did he have a brush with death? ?

Almost kicked the bucket.

[craigb]

Enjoy! ?

 

[Notes_Norton]

^^^ some of those are just too funny ?

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[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

 If he lets go with his left hand, would that mean his case was dismissed? ? 

[craigb]

Now that Portnoy has rejoined Dream Theater, will there be repercussions? ?

Have any of you ever had a gig at a prison?  At least you'd have a captive audience! ?