Notes_Norton Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 On 11/11/2023 at 9:03 AM, craigb said: The last house I remodeled I worked with two ladies from Home Depot that were really fun and that was one of their jokes. My home was built in 1950, before lumber shrinkflation. To get the front door replaced, it needs to be custom-built. If I give them the measurements, they replace it with the shrunken door with the same hypothetical measurements, but it's much smaller. The roof is held up by pairs of 2x6 beams, which are actually 2" by 6" Imagine that. Notes ♫ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 I couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 I don't trust stairs … they are always up to something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 I got a job in a transmission shop. It's shift work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 6, 2023 Author Share Posted December 6, 2023 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 7, 2023 Author Share Posted December 7, 2023 OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... And Tom Cruised! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 12/7/2023 at 9:22 AM, Notes_Norton said: OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... They're not all musicians, so I think this is the place. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 19 hours ago, craigb said: And Tom Cruised on down the road Fixed it for ya!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 20 hours ago, craigb said: And Tom Cruised! Allegedly :-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 Craig, this might be a repeat… I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 13, 2023 Author Share Posted December 13, 2023 I've decided to sell my hoover… it was just collecting dust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 25 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: I've decided to sell my hoover… it was just collecting dust. I bought it, but I want my money back! This thing sucks!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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