Notes_Norton Posted November 14, 2023 Author Posted November 14, 2023 On 11/11/2023 at 9:03 AM, craigb said: The last house I remodeled I worked with two ladies from Home Depot that were really fun and that was one of their jokes. My home was built in 1950, before lumber shrinkflation. To get the front door replaced, it needs to be custom-built. If I give them the measurements, they replace it with the shrunken door with the same hypothetical measurements, but it's much smaller. The roof is held up by pairs of 2x6 beams, which are actually 2" by 6" Imagine that. Notes ♫ 2
Notes_Norton Posted November 14, 2023 Author Posted November 14, 2023 I couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. 1
Notes_Norton Posted November 20, 2023 Author Posted November 20, 2023 I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. 1
Notes_Norton Posted November 21, 2023 Author Posted November 21, 2023 I don't trust stairs … they are always up to something. 1
Notes_Norton Posted November 23, 2023 Author Posted November 23, 2023 I got a job in a transmission shop. It's shift work. 1
Notes_Norton Posted December 6, 2023 Author Posted December 6, 2023 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 1 2
Notes_Norton Posted December 7, 2023 Author Posted December 7, 2023 OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... 1
craigb Posted December 7, 2023 Posted December 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... And Tom Cruised! 1 1
57Gregy Posted December 8, 2023 Posted December 8, 2023 On 12/7/2023 at 9:22 AM, Notes_Norton said: OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... They're not all musicians, so I think this is the place. 1 1
Grem Posted December 8, 2023 Posted December 8, 2023 19 hours ago, craigb said: And Tom Cruised on down the road Fixed it for ya!!
Xoo Posted December 8, 2023 Posted December 8, 2023 20 hours ago, craigb said: And Tom Cruised! Allegedly :-) 1
Notes_Norton Posted December 12, 2023 Author Posted December 12, 2023 Craig, this might be a repeat… I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down! 1
Notes_Norton Posted December 13, 2023 Author Posted December 13, 2023 I've decided to sell my hoover… it was just collecting dust. 1
craigb Posted December 13, 2023 Posted December 13, 2023 25 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: I've decided to sell my hoover… it was just collecting dust. I bought it, but I want my money back! This thing sucks!!! 2
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