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On 11/11/2023 at 9:03 AM, craigb said:

The last house I remodeled I worked with two ladies from Home Depot that were really fun and that was one of their jokes.  

 

My home was built in 1950, before lumber shrinkflation.

To get the front door replaced, it needs to be custom-built. If I give them the measurements, they replace it with the shrunken door with the same hypothetical measurements, but it's much smaller.

The roof is held up by pairs of 2x6 beams, which are actually 2" by 6"

Imagine that.

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