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While visiting Scotland a few weeks ago I went to the Scottish National Museum and saw the guillotine that was used to behead Queen Mary.  A lot of Scots didn't like Queen Mary.   On the day of her beheading, she was given her last meal and when she requested coffee, they served her a a large decapiccino.

I went to the doctor's last week and he said I should get the new RSV shot.  But he warned me not to get it right before I have to urinate, otherwise I'll have to RSVP.

I've been having recurring dreams that I  purchased both Antarctica and the Arctic.  My doctor doesn't know what's wrong with me but when I told my stockbroker he knew right away that I suffer from bi-polar.

Jerry

www.jerrygerber.com

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