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[Promidi]

My book discussing clocks finally arrived.........  It's about time!

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Promidi said:

My book discussing clocks finally arrived.........  It's about time!

I hope it comes in digital format!

[paulo]

I went into the jeweller's shop and asked for a battery.

"Is it for a clock?" the shop assistant asked.

I said " I don't know, that's why I want a battery."

Edited September 24, 2023 by paulo

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[craigb]

1 hour ago, paulo said:

I went into the jeweller's shop and asked for a battery.

"Is it for a clock?" the shop assistant asked.

I said " I don't know, that's why I want a battery."

Good thing you didn't ask at a Guitar Center!  They would have taken you out back... ?

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[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Stealing that one! ?

[PhonoBrainer]

[craigb]

They really milked that one! ?

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[craigb]

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Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
Thereisnospacebar.

[craigb]

Maybe try Mars Bob?

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