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3 hours ago, rfssongs said:

Saw this headline earlier "Why stock investors are suddenly so scared" and wondered, if they are just stock investors why can't we just order some more ?

scared or scarce?   The joke makes more sense if its "scarce."

Q: "Why are stock investors are suddenly so scarce?"

A: "I don't know, but since they are just stock investors, couldn't we just order some more?" 

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23 minutes ago, pwalpwal said:

“I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.”

"I started dating a zookeeper, but if you ask me, he should be IN the zoo himself."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, he's more of an animal than a human!"

"Oh? What kind of an animal is he?

"A cheetah."  

 

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3 hours ago, User 905133 said:

"I started dating a zookeeper, but if you ask me, he should be IN the zoo himself."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, he's more of an animal than a human!"

"Oh? What kind of an animal is he?

"A cheetah."  

 

Caught him lion, did ya? ?

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