Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

54 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Always wondered what the term "street art" meant!

[Notes_Norton]

[rfssongs]

Saw this headline earlier "Why stock investors are suddenly so scared" and wondered, if they are just stock investors why can't we just order some more ?

[user905133]

3 hours ago, rfssongs said:

Saw this headline earlier "Why stock investors are suddenly so scared" and wondered, if they are just stock investors why can't we just order some more ?

scared or scarce?   The joke makes more sense if its "scarce."

Q: "Why are stock investors are suddenly so scarce?"

A: "I don't know, but since they are just stock investors, couldn't we just order some more?" 

Edited August 18, 2023 by User 905133

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Hey, it was nice of him to ask, right? ?

[kennywtelejazz]

8 hours ago, craigb said:

Hey, it was nice of him to ask, right? ?

         As much as I like Vincent van Gogh  I would have still asked and went for this one  ?

                      

 

Kenny

Edited August 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz

[craigb]

Was this one of yours Kenny?  Or Strummy? ?
 

The Bapu Lisa! ?

[Notes_Norton]

[user905133]

23 minutes ago, pwalpwal said:

“I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.”

"I started dating a zookeeper, but if you ask me, he should be IN the zoo himself."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, he's more of an animal than a human!"

"Oh? What kind of an animal is he?

"A cheetah."  

 

[craigb]

3 hours ago, User 905133 said:

"I started dating a zookeeper, but if you ask me, he should be IN the zoo himself."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, he's more of an animal than a human!"

"Oh? What kind of an animal is he?

"A cheetah."  

 

Caught him lion, did ya? ?

[rfssongs]

Alright Simba who are you going to believe me or your lion eyes.

[Notes_Norton]

[Grem]

9 hours ago, pwalpwal said:

variant of the tarzan joke

What Tarzan joke you talking about Willis?

[craigb]

5 hours ago, Grem said:

What Tarzan joke you talking about Willis?

Jane: I miss England.

Tarzan: I no idea you a beauty pageant winner.

 

?

[Notes_Norton]

[Sergio]

Will Melda ever release something like Borsta?

PS: To catch that one you would need to know a little portuguese  ?

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Sergio said:

Will Melda ever release something like Borsta?

PS: To catch that one you would need to know a little portuguese  ?

I used to know a little Portuguese once, but he was a jerk!

[rfssongs]

I had an apple for dinner, those computer chips are really crunchy but they don't taste that great.

[Notes_Norton]