Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[rfssongs]

My friend got a hip replacement but it didn't work out. He's still not cool.

[Notes_Norton]

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[57Gregy]

"George Beforeman Grill". ?

[craigb]

Fake news!  Here's the REAL reason the dinosaurs went extinct! ?

[rfssongs]

So on this August day 8/8/2023, must have been hungry.

[Xoo]

Not a pun exactly, but why punctuation matters:

The Pen Is,  Mightier Than The Sword.

[craigb]

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Xoo said:

Not a pun exactly, but why punctuation matters:

The Pen Is,  Mightier Than The Sword.

 

[Notes_Norton]

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[rfssongs]

Alternative Definition of a Whole Note: A noise that is full of gas.

[craigb]

I hear Bapu celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages...  Metamucil and Ensure! ?

 

For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.

 

Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches.

 

Three thousand and twenty-seven years from now, life will either be really good or really bad. It’s 5050.

 

In Ancient Rome there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II and III would all kill you but Poison IV would make you really itchy.

 

Just learned that a dentist who rents a space on the main floor of our building got arrested for selling drugs. Shows how wrong you can be about people. I’ve been going to him for years. Never knew he was a dentist.

 

What’s the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

[craigb]

6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

That's just not fair!  The guy who stole the clock got time off!!! ?

[RobertWS]

18 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

Week.

[Notes_Norton]

Should this go here, or in the lame music cartoon fred.

 

 

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