Xoo Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 I went to a festival yesterday and there was an excellent Oasis cover band from Essex. I loved their version of Don't Look Back in Ongar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 I was kicking three pairs of shoes down the hall when my wife asked me what I was doing. I told her I herd shoes on the floor. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 17, 2023 Author Share Posted July 17, 2023 Grooooaaaaan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Good thing he didn't mention his sister Frap! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 When I was a kid I wouldn't play baseball or football or tennis. So I got the Noball prize when I was pretty young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 (edited) What do Sprinters eat before a Marathon ? Nothing...they Fast Kenny Edited July 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Depends on the Marathon! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 (edited) A USB ! Left Crab ! Wow ! it's sure getting a little strange around here.. Right Crab ! Yes , It sure is . Can you pass me the toilet paper ? Kenny Edited July 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 My wife said she wanted to get high, so I gave her a pair of heels. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 (edited) On 7/24/2023 at 7:41 AM, Notes_Norton said: I'm a bit divided on whether I want to be on what he is or not! ? Edited July 25, 2023 by craigb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 We went out for walk around the track, where it seems that a wandering animal had left something behind. On the first couple of rounds we didn't notice but on the turd time around we made the mistake of finding it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 The pie crusts were on sale today - so you know, cheap dough. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LouHela Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 I was walking through the Olympic Village, and I saw a chap carrying a very long pole. "A-ha! Excuse me," I said. "Are you a pole vaulter, by any chance?" "No," he replied. "I'm German. But how did you know my name was Walter?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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