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[Xoo]

I went to a festival yesterday and there was an excellent Oasis cover band from Essex.  I loved their version of Don't Look Back in Ongar.

[rfssongs]

I was kicking three pairs of shoes down the hall when my wife asked me what I was doing. I told her I herd shoes on the floor.

[Notes_Norton]

Grooooaaaaan

 

 

[craigb]

Good thing he didn't mention his sister Frap! ?

[rfssongs]

When I was a kid I wouldn't play baseball or football or tennis.

So I got the Noball prize when I was pretty young.

[kennywtelejazz]

                                       What do Sprinters eat before a Marathon   ?

                    

                                                                  Nothing...they Fast

 

Kenny

Edited July 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz

[craigb]

Depends on the Marathon! ?

[kennywtelejazz]

                

 

                                                                                        A USB !

                                                    

                   

       Left Crab ! Wow ! it's sure getting a little strange around here.. Right Crab ! Yes , It sure is . Can you  pass me the toilet paper ?

                                

 

 

Kenny

Edited July 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

[rfssongs]

My wife said she wanted to get high, so I gave her a pair of heels.

[craigb]

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

On 7/24/2023 at 7:41 AM, Notes_Norton said:

I'm a bit divided on whether I want to be on what he is or not! ?

Edited July 25, 2023 by craigb

[rfssongs]

We went out for walk around the track, where it seems that a wandering animal had left something behind. On the first couple of rounds we didn't notice but on the turd time around we made the mistake of finding it.

[rfssongs]

The pie crusts were on sale today - so you know, cheap dough.

[Notes_Norton]

[Matt Rayner]

I was walking through the Olympic Village, and I saw a chap carrying a very long pole.

"A-ha! Excuse me," I said. "Are you a pole vaulter, by any chance?"

"No," he replied. "I'm German. But how did you know my name was Walter?"