Notes_Norton Posted July 5, 2023 Author Share Posted July 5, 2023 Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 There are worse ways to get canned. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, 57Gregy said: There are worse ways to get canned. That was soda pressing!!! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 7, 2023 Author Share Posted July 7, 2023 To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian Ney! ? But in related news, Historians were combing through Shakespeare's house and found the pencils he had used in some of his writings. They had all been chewed up pretty badly, so it was hard to tell if they were 2B or not 2B... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 And continuing on a Hamlet punfest, but making it somewhat geeky... To be or not to be...evaluates to true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 3 hours ago, pwalpwal said: Unfortunately old enough to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 5 hours ago, rfssongs said: Unfortunately old enough to get it. HEY!!! I resemble that remark! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 10, 2023 Author Share Posted July 10, 2023 True story: Yesterday on the gig, 8 young girls came in, all wearing pink shirts with the name Barbie written across the front. They sat in the table right in front of us. We found out two of the girls were named Barbie and celebrating their birthday, so we of course “Happy Birthday” to them. But I did notice when there were coming in, walking in single file between the tables, that they were a “Barbie Queue” 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 No doubt in anticipation of the new Barbie movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: True story: Yesterday on the gig, 8 young girls came in, all wearing pink shirts with the name Barbie written across the front. They sat in the table right in front of us. We found out two of the girls were named Barbie and celebrating their birthday, so we of course “Happy Birthday” to them. But I did notice when there were coming in, walking in single file between the tables, that they were a “Barbie Queue” Well throw another shrimp on then!!! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 11, 2023 Author Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 7/10/2023 at 3:24 PM, 57Gregy said: No doubt in anticipation of the new Barbie movie. Which I will not be seeing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 12, 2023 Author Share Posted July 12, 2023 I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 This keeps popping up on my screen: "The days of shingles are over" I'm trying to figure out why a roofing company is getting involved in a medical issue. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 13, 2023 Author Share Posted July 13, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) Left Crab ! Why is the sand on the beach wet ? Right Crab ! Because the sea weed ! Kenny Edited July 29, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, kennywtelejazz said: Left Crab ! Why is the sand on the beach wet ? Right Crab ! Because the sea weed ! Kenny Kenny's got crabs? ? (I warned you to stay away from those Portland, um, whatevers!!! ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 (edited) 23 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Left Crab ! Why is the sand on the beach wet ? Right Crab ! Because the sea weed ! Kenny 23 hours ago, craigb said: Kenny's got crabs? ? (I warned you to stay away from those Portland, um, whatevers!!! ?) Left Crab ! Why is Craig effing with Kenny ? Right Crab ! Milo ! left Craig a steamy pile in his beach towel . Kenny Edited July 16, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now