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2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian

Ney!  ?

 

But in related news, Historians were combing through Shakespeare's house and found the pencils he had used in some of his writings.  They had all been chewed up pretty badly, so it was hard to tell if they were 2B or not 2B...

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True story:

Yesterday on the gig, 8 young girls came in, all wearing pink shirts with the name Barbie written across the front. They sat in the table right in front of us.

We found out two of the girls were named Barbie and celebrating their birthday, so we of course “Happy Birthday” to them.

But I did notice when there were coming in, walking in single file between the tables, that they were a “Barbie Queue”

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9 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

True story:

Yesterday on the gig, 8 young girls came in, all wearing pink shirts with the name Barbie written across the front. They sat in the table right in front of us.

We found out two of the girls were named Barbie and celebrating their birthday, so we of course “Happy Birthday” to them.

But I did notice when there were coming in, walking in single file between the tables, that they were a “Barbie Queue”

Well throw another shrimp on then!!! ?

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5 minutes ago, kennywtelejazz said:

                             Left Crab !  Why is the sand on the beach wet ?     Right Crab !   Because the sea weed  !

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Kenny

Kenny's got crabs? ?

(I warned you to stay away from those Portland, um, whatevers!!! ?)

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23 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

                             Left Crab !  Why is the sand on the beach wet ?     Right Crab !   Because the sea weed  !

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Kenny

 

23 hours ago, craigb said:

Kenny's got crabs? ?

(I warned you to stay away from those Portland, um, whatevers!!! ?)

 

                          Left Crab ! Why is Craig effing with Kenny ?  Right Crab !  Milo !  left Craig a steamy pile in his beach towel .

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Kenny

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