Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

[57Gregy]

There are worse ways to get canned.

[craigb]

2 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

There are worse ways to get canned.

That was soda pressing!!!

[Notes_Norton]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

[Notes_Norton]

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian

Ney!  ?

 

But in related news, Historians were combing through Shakespeare's house and found the pencils he had used in some of his writings.  They had all been chewed up pretty badly, so it was hard to tell if they were 2B or not 2B...

[Xoo]

And continuing on a Hamlet punfest, but making it somewhat geeky...

To be or not to be...evaluates to true.

[rfssongs]

3 hours ago, pwalpwal said:

Unfortunately old enough to get it.

[craigb]

5 hours ago, rfssongs said:

Unfortunately old enough to get it.

HEY!!!  I resemble that remark!  ?

[Notes_Norton]

True story:

Yesterday on the gig, 8 young girls came in, all wearing pink shirts with the name Barbie written across the front. They sat in the table right in front of us.

We found out two of the girls were named Barbie and celebrating their birthday, so we of course “Happy Birthday” to them.

But I did notice when there were coming in, walking in single file between the tables, that they were a “Barbie Queue”

[57Gregy]

No doubt in anticipation of the new Barbie movie.

[craigb]

9 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

True story:

Yesterday on the gig, 8 young girls came in, all wearing pink shirts with the name Barbie written across the front. They sat in the table right in front of us.

We found out two of the girls were named Barbie and celebrating their birthday, so we of course “Happy Birthday” to them.

But I did notice when there were coming in, walking in single file between the tables, that they were a “Barbie Queue”

Well throw another shrimp on then!!! ?

[Notes_Norton]

On 7/10/2023 at 3:24 PM, 57Gregy said:

No doubt in anticipation of the new Barbie movie.

Which I will not be seeing.

[Notes_Norton]

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first

[craigb]

[rfssongs]

This keeps popping up on my screen: "The days of shingles are over"

I'm trying to figure out why a roofing company is getting involved in a medical issue.

[Notes_Norton]

[kennywtelejazz]

Left Crab !  Why is the sand on the beach wet ?  Right Crab !   Because the sea weed  !

                       

 

Kenny

Edited July 29, 2023 by kennywtelejazz

[craigb]

5 minutes ago, kennywtelejazz said:

                             Left Crab !  Why is the sand on the beach wet ?     Right Crab !   Because the sea weed  !

                       

 

Kenny

Kenny's got crabs? ?

(I warned you to stay away from those Portland, um, whatevers!!! ?)

[kennywtelejazz]

23 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

                             Left Crab !  Why is the sand on the beach wet ?     Right Crab !   Because the sea weed  !

                       

 

Kenny

 

23 hours ago, craigb said:

Kenny's got crabs? ?

(I warned you to stay away from those Portland, um, whatevers!!! ?)

 

                          Left Crab ! Why is Craig effing with Kenny ?  Right Crab !  Milo !  left Craig a steamy pile in his beach towel .

                              

 

Kenny

Edited July 16, 2023 by kennywtelejazz