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I showed my friend the ladder in my garage.  I told him it was my step-ladder; I never knew my real ladder.

My friend blocked me on Facebook because I use too many bird puns. Toucan play this game!

I’m not a fan of elevator music.  It’s bad on so many levels.

My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays.  I said “I don’t know, maybe it’s my weekend immune system”.

My girlfriend complains I never buy her flowers.  To be honest I never knew she sold flowers.

I made a graph of all my past relationships. There was an “EX” axis and a “WHY” axis.

I have two dogs named Rolex and Timex – they’re watch dogs.

Yesterday I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time; I was shocked!

I used to work at a Pepsi Cola plant, but I left because it was soda pressing.

I lost my girlfriend’s audio book, now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

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