Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

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[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

This is obviously why we shouldn't talk to percussionists! ?

[57Gregy]

What do you call it when your talking bird curses?

A mynah infraction.

[craigb]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side??? ?

He's all right now. ?

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When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

 

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

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My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.

[craigb]

Q:  What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A:  I don't know and I don't care!

[Grem]

21 hours ago, craigb said:

Q:  What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A:  I don't know and I don't care!

I think you answered your own question!?

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Kid: Dad what's a rock crusher ?

Dad: Disco.

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[craigb]

Looks like mouse is giving him the 'ol snake eyes! ?

[craigb]

I showed my friend the ladder in my garage.  I told him it was my step-ladder; I never knew my real ladder.

My friend blocked me on Facebook because I use too many bird puns. Toucan play this game!

I’m not a fan of elevator music.  It’s bad on so many levels.

My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays.  I said “I don’t know, maybe it’s my weekend immune system”.

My girlfriend complains I never buy her flowers.  To be honest I never knew she sold flowers.

I made a graph of all my past relationships. There was an “EX” axis and a “WHY” axis.

I have two dogs named Rolex and Timex – they’re watch dogs.

Yesterday I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time; I was shocked!

I used to work at a Pepsi Cola plant, but I left because it was soda pressing.

I lost my girlfriend’s audio book, now I’m never going to hear the end of it.