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craigb Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: This is obviously why we shouldn't talk to percussionists! ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 What do you call it when your talking bird curses? A mynah infraction. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side??? ? He's all right now. ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 21 hours ago, craigb said: Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care! I think you answered your own question!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Kid: Dad what's a rock crusher ? Dad: Disco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Looks like mouse is giving him the 'ol snake eyes! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I showed my friend the ladder in my garage. I told him it was my step-ladder; I never knew my real ladder. My friend blocked me on Facebook because I use too many bird puns. Toucan play this game! I’m not a fan of elevator music. It’s bad on so many levels. My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays. I said “I don’t know, maybe it’s my weekend immune system”. My girlfriend complains I never buy her flowers. To be honest I never knew she sold flowers. I made a graph of all my past relationships. There was an “EX” axis and a “WHY” axis. I have two dogs named Rolex and Timex – they’re watch dogs. Yesterday I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time; I was shocked! I used to work at a Pepsi Cola plant, but I left because it was soda pressing. I lost my girlfriend’s audio book, now I’m never going to hear the end of it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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