Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

 

The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.

It doesn’t make any cents.

 

 

Obviously a Government job. ?

[kennywtelejazz]

 

                                         I am addicted to brake fluid ! But I can stop anytime .

                                  

Kenny

[kennywtelejazz]

When one door closes another door opens !  Aside from that it's a pretty good car ! 

                 

 

Kenny

Edited April 26, 2023 by kennywtelejazz

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

 

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.

 

Don’t worry, though – he woke up!!

 

 

 

 

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

[Notes_Norton]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work.

 

[craigb]

Enlightened rock:

[craigb]

Soft Rock:

[Grem]

On 5/2/2023 at 5:35 PM, craigb said:

Soft Rock:

Also known as "Yacht Rock"

[craigb]

Um, hard rock?

[rfssongs]

Ummm Rock Hard ?

[kennywtelejazz]

1 hour ago, rfssongs said:

Ummm Rock Hard ?

? good observation !

Now let's take a good hard look at the rocks on the left . They form a set of lips ?  

From the looks of things going on over there help has finally arrived  . 

Kenny

Edited May 4, 2023 by kennywtelejazz

[Notes_Norton]

 

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need.

Edited May 5, 2023 by Notes_Norton
speling misteak

[Notes_Norton]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

[Notes_Norton]

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

[rfssongs]

The space ship takes off around noon so we'll have breakfast before launch followed by a heavenly dinner. 

[craigb]

6 minutes ago, rfssongs said:

The space ship takes off around noon so we'll have breakfast before launch followed by a heavenly dinner. 

Unless something goes wrong in which case you might have to settle for des(s)ert!

[Notes_Norton]

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

 

My dogs don't even own bikes…

[Notes_Norton]