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[57Gregy]

On 4/1/2023 at 8:38 AM, Notes_Norton said:

Designed by Alexander Caller.

[Notes_Norton]

 

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

 

The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

 

[craigb]

14 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

 

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

 

The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

 

When I red that it made me a bit green! ?  I'm guessing that guy is singing the blues about now, ya? ?

[Notes_Norton]

10 hours ago, craigb said:

When I red that it made me a bit green! ?  I'm guessing that guy is singing the blues about now, ya? ?

Best bet, try brown food coloring.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

8 hours ago, pwalpwal said:

Ahh!  Back in the year 404 I reckon!  ?

[Notes_Norton]

 

All chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

[57Gregy]

On 4/8/2023 at 10:23 AM, Notes_Norton said:

 

All chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

Some drummers, too.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

[rfssongs]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

Too bad Rosemary is not involved, looks like that would be hot.....

[craigb]

Clearly some Sage advice is needed here... ?

[Grem]

44 minutes ago, craigb said:

Clearly some Sage advice is needed here... ?

But will it be heeded?

[craigb]

17 minutes ago, Grem said:

But will it be heeded?

Not fully, just Parsley...

[craigb]

(And, thanks for the setup! ?)

[Notes_Norton]

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

[craigb]

4 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

Personally, I'd rather get shot!

[rfssongs]

Ouch

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

[Notes_Norton]