Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

3 hours ago, rfssongs said:

We've got kids so my wife is a real mother.

Still???  Time to lower the asking price on eBay? ?

 

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[craigb]

I got a laptop for my girlfriend.

I'm still ok with that trade! ?

[Notes_Norton]

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

[kennywtelejazz]

A couple of days late on this one ,

 

What is Irish and stays outside all year long .

Paddy O' Furniture

 

Kenny

[kennywtelejazz]

I started a new diet to curb my plugin GAS .

It's called The No More VST Acquisition Fast .

 

Kenny

Edited March 22, 2023 by kennywtelejazz

[Grem]

16 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

I started a new diet to curb my plugin GAS .

It's called The No More VST Acquisition Fast .

Good luck with that one!!

[Notes_Norton]

Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

[craigb]

...and the meme to go along with that one!

[craigb]

Some of the other coffee ones I have...

[Notes_Norton]

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

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[craigb]

There's a house of ill repute at the top of a hill.  There's a guy going towards the house, one leaving and one inside. 

Q. What nationality are these people?

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A.  The guy going towards the house is Russian and the guy leaving is Finnish.  The guy in the house?  Himalayan!  ?

 

 

[craigb]

11 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

"Start 'em young!"

    ~ Verizon probably

[rfssongs]

Time for my yearly GI appointment. The doc always asks how things are going. Problem for me is, I can't remember S**T.

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[craigb]