Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Do they use a bell for last call? ?

[rfssongs]

My keyboard only has a few flute & oboe sounds, so it gets kind of warm since there aren't too many windy spots.

[craigb]

Well, that blows!

[TomasLD]

I wonder why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me... 

[Notes_Norton]

Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?

A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

[Notes_Norton]

It's not quite a pun, but ....

 

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?

A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

So he jumped into a custom racing car and proudly put his initial on it!

You could hear the crowd yelling "Look at that S car go!!!!"

?

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

It's not quite a pun, but ....

 

Maybe 5318008 would have been more subtle? ?

[Notes_Norton]

There seems to be a pattern here...

[craigb]

Tuba or not tuba? ❓

[Notes_Norton]

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.

[Grem]

On 3/9/2023 at 9:47 AM, craigb said:

You could hear the crowd yelling "Look at that S car go!!!!"

I think this one belongs in the other thread, you know, the lame thread!!

 

: )

[Notes_Norton]

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Maybe you're not doing it right? ?

 

?

[Notes_Norton]

Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

 

 

 

(they don't get much worse than this one)

[rfssongs]

I'd say you guys are slipping - but really is there any further that you could go ??????

[craigb]

7 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

 

 

 

(they don't get much worse than this one)

A pun for all the dim bulbs out there! ?

[Notes_Norton]

[rfssongs]

We've got kids so my wife is a real mother.