Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

Probably should keep an eye out for number two as well!

[Notes_Norton]

On 2/23/2023 at 11:08 AM, craigb said:

Probably should keep an eye out for number two as well!

Most definitely do do that!

[craigb]

5 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Most definitely do do that!

I see what you did there!

(You've got to be sharp if you want to see, ya? ? )

[Grem]

18 hours ago, craigb said:

I see what you did there!

I didn't!!

But I thought I smelt something funny!!

Edited February 25, 2023 by Grem

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Grem said:

I didn't!!

But I thought I smelt something funny!!

Well, don't step in it! ??

[Notes_Norton]

 I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.

[craigb]

Well, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not really after you! ?

[Notes_Norton]

I wanted to be a doctor, but I don’t have enough patience

[Notes_Norton]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

 

[craigb]

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar...

[RobertWS]

14 hours ago, craigb said:

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar...

I don't see how that's funny.

Edited March 2, 2023 by RobertWS

[craigb]

5 hours ago, RobertWS said:

I don't see how that's funny.

That's fair.  Unfortunately, that's how society has been programmed to respond now.  Ironically, Stevie DID think that joke was funny, and Ray was well known to have fun with his issue (watch the Blues Brothers for example).  I have a friend who accidentally cut off a thumb in a chop saw (he did carpentry) who, instead of feeling sorry for himself, liked to say "Well, I'm never going to hit that thumb with a hammer ever again!"  One way is healthy, the other not so much.

I suppose you wouldn't like the one about the midget who didn't hit the bar, ya?

[rfssongs]

Cars are expensive and there is always something that needs to be fixed. There's always another bill. But you know it's the times when they don't brake that you really have problems.

[Grem]

8 hours ago, RobertWS said:

I don't see how that's funny.

If I am reading this right, he wasn't serious.

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Grem said:

If I am reading this right, he wasn't serious.

Ah... Sorry, I missed the italics (fonts are tiny on my 40" monitor).

Unfortunately, I'm out here in Stupid Land, also known as the Left Coast and have to deal with snowflakes almost every day.

[RobertWS]

38 minutes ago, craigb said:

Ah... Sorry, I missed the italics (fonts are tiny on my 40" monitor).

Unfortunately, I'm out here in Stupid Land, also known as the Left Coast and have to deal with snowflakes almost every day.

Ah...my eyes are bad too!   I went back and added bold.

 

At least you have acute situational awareness.  Condolences.

[craigb]

1 minute ago, RobertWS said:

At least you have acute situational awareness.

And adorable conspiracy theories... ?

[Grem]

14 minutes ago, RobertWS said:

At least you have acute situational awareness.  Condolences.

LOL!! That was a good one!

[Notes_Norton]

23 hours ago, craigb said:

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar...

I've read that Ray and Stevie both liked blind jokes.

 

We should all follow that example and be able to laugh at ourselves. And we should not take offense when no offense was intended.

 

I'm follically challenged, and do not take offense when someone mentions that I'm bald, instead I'll make a joke about it. When playing "Hi-Heel Sneakers" and I sing "Wear your wig hat on your head", sometimes I'll look at Mrs. Notes, lift my cap and say, "Can I borrow it?"

 

Insights and incites by Notes ♫

Edited March 2, 2023 by Notes_Norton

[Notes_Norton]