Notes_Norton Posted February 9, 2023 Author Share Posted February 9, 2023 PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 9, 2023 Author Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 10, 2023 Author Share Posted February 10, 2023 There's a fine line between hyphenated words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: There's a fine line between hyphenated words. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 11, 2023 Author Share Posted February 11, 2023 England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 13, 2023 Author Share Posted February 13, 2023 Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Reminds me of... "I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!!!" ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year. Yes, and 99.46541 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 14, 2023 Author Share Posted February 14, 2023 Attributed to Mark Twain: "There are three kinds of lies; Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grem Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Notes, you gotta be using some of these in your gigs right!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 17, 2023 Author Share Posted February 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Grem said: Notes, you gotta be using some of these in your gigs right!!? I thought of some of them on the gig. We aim to entertain. We play music seriously, and have serious fun doing just that. If the audience is right, between the songs silliness reigns supreme. And in our outdoor midday gig, the audience is almost always ready for some giggles or groans. Mrs. Notes and I have the best job in the world, play music and goof off between the songs. Notes ♫ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 18, 2023 Author Share Posted February 18, 2023 I was so surprised when the stationery store moved. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 I was in a bookstore the other day when a lady asked where the Self-Help section was and I thought "Doesn't that defeat the purpose?" ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 20, 2023 Author Share Posted February 20, 2023 "I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." – W.C. Fields 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 21, 2023 Author Share Posted February 21, 2023 Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Reminds me of... Yesterday I got a new guitar for my wife! Best trade I've ever made! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 28 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price. So what the first thing I did when I saw this - sent it to my kids. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Yeah - I sent it to my kids as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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