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On 1/25/2023 at 6:49 AM, rfssongs said:

I told my wife I was sorry I was boring her to death.

I mean really there must be a faster way ?

My wife told me to leave and that she hoped I would spend the rest of my years living through a slow and painful death.

I said "make your mind up love, do you want me to leave or not ?".

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3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

 

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian;

 

well, they're not laughing now.

 

Reminds me of this quote which George used to start a video with:

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Hello, my name is George Carlin, and I am a professional comedian. As opposed to the kind you see at work all day long.

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I worked on cruise ships for 3 years. Being a comedian is a difficult job.

When I play music, the song is complete even if the audience doesn't applaud.

But if the joke doesn't get a laugh, it just hangs there.

I've seen comedians do the same act week after week putting the audience in tears, and every now and then, a cruise ship full of passengers just sits there silent.

We've had weeks when the audiences were difficult too, but at least the music was complete.

 

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