Notes_Norton Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Another man walked into his house and broke his nose... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 13, 2023 Author Share Posted January 13, 2023 What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 14, 2023 Author Share Posted January 14, 2023 I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Anybody that hates dogs & kids can't be all that bad, (WC Fields) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 15, 2023 Author Share Posted January 15, 2023 I’m reading a book about antigravity. It’s impossible to put down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 18, 2023 Author Share Posted January 18, 2023 What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 On 1/12/2023 at 12:37 PM, craigb said: Another man walked into his house and broke his nose... That one took me a minute.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 18, 2023 Author Share Posted January 18, 2023 12 hours ago, Grem said: That one took me a minute.... Those are the best kind of puns. It did me, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Those are the best kind of puns. It did me, too. I repeat myself here but it took me an embarrassingly long time to get: A man walks into a bar - ouch. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 19, 2023 Author Share Posted January 19, 2023 I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow! Not sure if I can see you doing that Bob! ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 It's really frustrating looking back on my youth, thinking about a time when I thought I knew everything, now that I actually do. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 24, 2023 Author Share Posted January 24, 2023 The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 I told my wife I was sorry I was boring her to death. I mean really there must be a faster way ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 25, 2023 Author Share Posted January 25, 2023 I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 16 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. Try sleeping at night instead? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 1 minute ago, pwalpwal said: lance is quite an unusual name these days, in olden times men were called lance a lot But only at knight? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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