Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Jerry Gerber]

The new virus, RSV, is certainly something to avoid.   It's particularly dangerous to contract if you have to urinate.  Because then you'll have to RSVP.

I woke up this morning with the sudden desire to own both the North pole and Antarctica.  My doctor told me I had bi-polar disease.

My friend Weiner is a hot dog.  He didn't like his name and decided to change it.  He gathered his friends together and told them "I'll be Frank with you".

Jerry

 

 

 

 

 

[craigb]

24 minutes ago, Jerry Gerber said:

The new virus, RSV, is certainly something to avoid.   It's particularly dangerous to contract if you have to urinate.  Because then you'll have to RSVP.

I woke up this morning with the sudden desire to own both the North pole and Antarctica.  My doctor told me I had bi-polar disease.

My friend Weiner is a hot dog.  He didn't like his name and decided to change it.  He gathered his friends together and told them "I'll be Frank with you".

Jerry

*Wonders if those even belong in this thread since they're actually quite clever!* ?

 

?

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

[rfssongs]

You can control the whole band with this one little blue box:

No more arguments over which songs to play.

[craigb]

The two unwritten rules for life!

 

1.

 

2.

 

 

[rfssongs]

I don't know about you but I always mix in a little sugar with the meatballs because I want them to be sweetish.

[rfssongs]

My hands get so dry this time of year. One year they were literally cracking up. But I didn't think it was all that funny.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

What North Dakota sees...

[Notes_Norton]

I think they spelled buttes wrong.

[rfssongs]

My daughter gave me this T shirt - says it all:

I'm retired. I was tired yesterday. I'm tired again today - So retired.

[Notes_Norton]

[rfssongs]

My wife said she wanted it thick & hard for bedtime.  But she was thinking about a firm pillow.  Oh well.....

[Notes_Norton]

^^^ notice the sad emoji, I'm sharing your pain ^^^

[Notes_Norton]

[rfssongs]

Condensation yes that's me - but still I'd rather be alive.

[Notes_Norton]

 

How do you throw a space party?

 

You planet.

[craigb]

On 12/21/2022 at 6:03 AM, Notes_Norton said:

 

How do you throw a space party?

 

You planet.

Now that took a different spin!  Did you invite any stars?  

Edited December 23, 2022 by craigb

[Notes_Norton]

 

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes,

 

you need to let that mango.

 

 

groan