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The new virus, RSV, is certainly something to avoid.   It's particularly dangerous to contract if you have to urinate.  Because then you'll have to RSVP.

I woke up this morning with the sudden desire to own both the North pole and Antarctica.  My doctor told me I had bi-polar disease.

My friend Weiner is a hot dog.  He didn't like his name and decided to change it.  He gathered his friends together and told them "I'll be Frank with you".

Jerry

 

 

 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Jerry Gerber said:

The new virus, RSV, is certainly something to avoid.   It's particularly dangerous to contract if you have to urinate.  Because then you'll have to RSVP.

I woke up this morning with the sudden desire to own both the North pole and Antarctica.  My doctor told me I had bi-polar disease.

My friend Weiner is a hot dog.  He didn't like his name and decided to change it.  He gathered his friends together and told them "I'll be Frank with you".

Jerry

*Wonders if those even belong in this thread since they're actually quite clever!* ?

 

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