Jerry Gerber Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 The new virus, RSV, is certainly something to avoid. It's particularly dangerous to contract if you have to urinate. Because then you'll have to RSVP. I woke up this morning with the sudden desire to own both the North pole and Antarctica. My doctor told me I had bi-polar disease. My friend Weiner is a hot dog. He didn't like his name and decided to change it. He gathered his friends together and told them "I'll be Frank with you". Jerry 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 24 minutes ago, Jerry Gerber said: The new virus, RSV, is certainly something to avoid. It's particularly dangerous to contract if you have to urinate. Because then you'll have to RSVP. I woke up this morning with the sudden desire to own both the North pole and Antarctica. My doctor told me I had bi-polar disease. My friend Weiner is a hot dog. He didn't like his name and decided to change it. He gathered his friends together and told them "I'll be Frank with you". Jerry *Wonders if those even belong in this thread since they're actually quite clever!* ? ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 You can control the whole band with this one little blue box: No more arguments over which songs to play. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 The two unwritten rules for life! 1. 2. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 I don't know about you but I always mix in a little sugar with the meatballs because I want them to be sweetish. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 My hands get so dry this time of year. One year they were literally cracking up. But I didn't think it was all that funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 What North Dakota sees... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 I think they spelled buttes wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 My daughter gave me this T shirt - says it all: I'm retired. I was tired yesterday. I'm tired again today - So retired. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 My wife said she wanted it thick & hard for bedtime. But she was thinking about a firm pillow. Oh well..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 ^^^ notice the sad emoji, I'm sharing your pain ^^^ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Condensation yes that's me - but still I'd rather be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 How do you throw a space party? You planet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) On 12/21/2022 at 6:03 AM, Notes_Norton said: How do you throw a space party? You planet. Now that took a different spin! Did you invite any stars? Edited December 23, 2022 by craigb 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 22, 2022 Author Share Posted December 22, 2022 Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango. groan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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