rfssongs Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 They say trees grow a couple of feet a year. I don't know why, they can't walk. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 When you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughingstock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 7 hours ago, 57Gregy said: When you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughingstock. Now that was humerus! ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 My wife went to lunch and brought me home a little pastry treat afterwards. I believe her exact words to the waitress were: "Scone Home." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 hour ago, rfssongs said: I had a wonderful opportunity at one of my IT clients when their Office Admin was having trouble using her new VOIP phone. Turns out she thought she had to push a button before transferring a call (which, when pressed, made a red light come on). Since her name just happened to be Roxanne, you KNOW what I got to say next! ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 After seeing the leak in the roof the judge quickly announced - Water In The Court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 From an article on solar energy: To be clear, transparent solar panels sound too good to be true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I've got a bad wife........Just not bad enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bjornpdx Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." Ba da boom. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 I was going to tell an ADHD joke, but... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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