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User 905133 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 (edited) On 5/25/2022 at 7:54 PM, craigb said: More like the scratch your head category! What the heck??! Re: Butt Kills sign. Yeah. I had a hard time trying to decide if it was a sexual preference slur or not. Edited May 30, 2022 by User 905133 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 6 hours ago, craigb said: Them there are ORanguatans Kenny! ??? Say Craig ! You might be right . Them ORanguatans must have been born and bred a hop skip and a jump as in a few exits South from us off the I 5 .? Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Not sure if this is a pun or just a play on words... But, who cares, right? ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 *News alert!* "A small plane crashed into a cemetery today killing all onboard! Police have discovered over 100 bodies so far and are still digging!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 I have thing for succulents but I am not always successful at growing them. Basically it's cactus if you can. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 That's a real Dandy there Bob! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 Extra points for musical content ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means “against expectations” in Greek. Check these out: Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” Need an ark? I Noah guy. You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing! Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: "No sun.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 21, 2022 Author Share Posted June 21, 2022 ^^ A few good ones in there ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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