user905133 Posted May 30, 2022 Posted May 30, 2022 (edited) On 5/25/2022 at 7:54 PM, craigb said: More like the scratch your head category! What the heck??! Re: Butt Kills sign. Yeah. I had a hard time trying to decide if it was a sexual preference slur or not. Edited May 30, 2022 by User 905133
kennywtelejazz Posted May 31, 2022 Posted May 31, 2022 6 hours ago, craigb said: Them there are ORanguatans Kenny! ??? Say Craig ! You might be right . Them ORanguatans must have been born and bred a hop skip and a jump as in a few exits South from us off the I 5 .? Kenny
craigb Posted June 3, 2022 Posted June 3, 2022 Not sure if this is a pun or just a play on words... But, who cares, right? ? 2
craigb Posted June 7, 2022 Posted June 7, 2022 *News alert!* "A small plane crashed into a cemetery today killing all onboard! Police have discovered over 100 bodies so far and are still digging!" 1 1
rfssongs Posted June 11, 2022 Posted June 11, 2022 I have thing for succulents but I am not always successful at growing them. Basically it's cactus if you can. 1
craigb Posted June 21, 2022 Posted June 21, 2022 A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means “against expectations” in Greek. Check these out: Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” Need an ark? I Noah guy. You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing! Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: "No sun.” 2
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