Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Mandolin Picker]

[bjornpdx]

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

[craigb]

If you find yourself having trouble taking a pee, urine trouble!  ?

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15 hours ago, bjornpdx said:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

The trend with modern R-rated movies is too much sax and violins.

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[craigb]

Are those Freebirds??? ?

 

?

[rfssongs]

Just now, craigb said:

Are those Freebirds??? ?

 

?

Firebirds & they are Suite.

[Notes_Norton]

This one is absolutely terrible (you've been warned)

 

 

[craigb]

And, to continue along with that stinky theme... ?

 

Toilet paper is like the Starship Enterprise!  Both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons.  ?

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[kennywtelejazz]

                         

Kenny

Edited April 25, 2022 by kennywtelejazz

[Will.]

[Jerry Gerber]

I don't have time to scroll through all the puns to see if this one has already been posted, but here it is:

My psychiatrist told me today that I am suffering from kleptomania. 

But don't' worry, I am taking something for it.     

 

[Will.]

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[Will.]

Why did little franky ran away while baking a cake with his mom? 

Mom said: Be a good boy, crack two eggs and "beat it."

Edited April 30, 2022 by Will.

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[craigb]

Can't control your pee?  Urine trouble!

(Yes, I recycle. ? )

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