craigb Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 (edited) Just heard about a guy who proved that wearing a con-dom doesn't always protect you. He was still wearing his when he got shot by the girl's boyfriend... [Edit: WTF is wrong with the censor bot here??? It censors normal words, but doesn't do shit for the ones you would expect to be censored!] Edited July 27, 2020 by craigb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 27, 2020 Author Share Posted July 27, 2020 Did you hear about the tire dealer that had a blowout sale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 43 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Did you hear about the tire dealer that had a blowout sale? Reminds me of that time someone Slashed my tire... ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 13 hours ago, craigb said: Reminds me of that time someone Slashed my tire... ? Bada bing.... Rim shot! I'll never tire of puns. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 28, 2020 Author Share Posted July 28, 2020 I sued the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 I walked up to the airline ticket counter with my two suitcases and asked if they could fly me to Orlando, but send one suitcase to Detroit and the other to Chicago. They said "I'm sorry Sir, but we can't do that!" To which I replied, "Why not? That's what you did last time!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) V I thoughly enjoy watching bouncing *****. Some of the older ones are very plump and jiggle when they bounce. Edited July 28, 2020 by bayoubill I like jumping birds too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Thought I'd S.L.I.P. this one in... ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 (edited) Interesting. Gotta run. Headed to the moobies. Double feature. I hear there's a real flap going on there. Second thought, I think I'll pass. My eyes can only take so much. Edited July 29, 2020 by Starise 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 (edited) 18 hours ago, bayoubill said: V I thoughly enjoy watching bouncing *****. Some of the older ones are very plump and jiggle when they bounce. This one is on the house No charge.* ducks and runs away, no I'm not tellin' you were*. Edited July 29, 2020 by Starise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted July 29, 2020 Author Share Posted July 29, 2020 Before the crowbar was invented Crows had to drink at home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Resistance is Futile Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Hey Kenny, Jessica wants to know if you like brunettes too. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 30, 2020 Author Share Posted July 30, 2020 My friend David had his ID stolen... Now he's just Dav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 55 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: My friend David had his ID stolen... Now he's just Dav Makes sense. Reminds me of a guy on my dart team. He went to Starbucks and, when the girl asked for his name, he said "it's Marc with a 'C'." His cup (which he photographed and texted to us) ended up with "Cark" on it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 S.L.I.P. was here but now he's gone . He left this pic to carry on . Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) be warned from 3:44 on she seems to be selling a meal package Kenny Edited July 30, 2020 by kennywtelejazz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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