Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Gee, that one looks familiar.  I wonder where I've seen it before...  Hmm... ?

 

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[InstrEd]

7 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

and get my PAWS dirty

[Notes_Norton]

There are no new jokes, but if you have a short memory like me, you can always laugh at the old ones again

 

 

[craigb]

3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

There are no new jokes, but if you have a short memory like me, you can always laugh at the old ones again

You mean like the shredded cheese one that you posted merely a few pages apart Bob? ?

You're getting almost as bad as me!

(Heck, even I posted that same one in a different thread last December too!) ?

[Notes_Norton]

On 3/25/2022 at 5:38 PM, craigb said:

You mean like the shredded cheese one that you posted merely a few pages apart Bob? ?

You're getting almost as bad as me!

(Heck, even I posted that same one in a different thread last December too!) ?

Exactly!

[Notes_Norton]

This one is definitely lame.

And I've never posted this one before, will delete it from my hard drive, and probably won't recognize it and repost it again next time I see it on the net

 

[Notes_Norton]

Caesar's trash bin???

 

 

[craigb]

That's where I would put a Ceasar salad! ?

[rfssongs]

I think my dog should be on TV. Cause just like those shows he has dramatic paws. Four of them actually.

[Notes_Norton]

groan

 

 

[craigb]

That guy sure knows his scales! ?

[57Gregy]

That's some fin playing, too.

[Notes_Norton]

The song he's playing has a great hook too.

[Notes_Norton]

I'm tired of hearing all this Oscar news, frankly, I don't care about the Oscars at all, but this pun just entered my brain this morning.

Did Will Smith leave fresh prints on Chris Rock's face?

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[craigb]

28 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

I'm tired of hearing all this Oscar news, frankly, I don't care about the Oscars at all, but this pun just entered my brain this morning.

Did Will Smith leave fresh prints on Chris Rock's face?

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I'm in the crowd that believes it was all a setup because nobody really cares about the Oscars except those involved.

[Notes_Norton]

19 hours ago, craigb said:

I'm in the crowd that believes it was all a setup because nobody really cares about the Oscars except those involved.

I agree, but I couldn't resist the Fresh Prince pun. That was his rapper name.

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I quit watching the Oscars in the 1980s. Amadeus, a movie about Mozart came out that year, I watched it because it was music related, and I played Mozart tunes in school. It was an OK movie, but not a great movie. It didn't do well at the box office at all, because most people are just not interested in Mozart and his music.

Then it won the best picture Oscar.

Next, they did something almost never done. They re-released Amadeus in the first run theaters of the day for a second time, and it turned a tidy profit. Almost everybody wanted to see the Oscar winner.

That's when I realized that the Academy Awards is not actually an award show, but an advertisement. Who needs the money?

That's probably why Hitchcock never won the best picture Oscar, even though he made some great movies, certainly worthy of the award. But his movies always made huge box-office profits, so he didn't need the Oscar award (read: promotion).

That's just my opinion.

Now back on topic:

 

 

[rfssongs]

10 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

 

Hey I think I want to try this.

Edited April 3, 2022 by rfssongs

[RobertWS]

Will Smith used an open hand on Chris because paper beats rock.

[rfssongs]

For dessert last night  my wife made a Bundt cake. It didn't go far.