Notes_Norton Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Gee, that one looks familiar. I wonder where I've seen it before... Hmm... ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: and get my PAWS dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 25, 2022 Author Share Posted March 25, 2022 There are no new jokes, but if you have a short memory like me, you can always laugh at the old ones again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: There are no new jokes, but if you have a short memory like me, you can always laugh at the old ones again You mean like the shredded cheese one that you posted merely a few pages apart Bob? ? You're getting almost as bad as me! (Heck, even I posted that same one in a different thread last December too!) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 27, 2022 Author Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 3/25/2022 at 5:38 PM, craigb said: You mean like the shredded cheese one that you posted merely a few pages apart Bob? ? You're getting almost as bad as me! (Heck, even I posted that same one in a different thread last December too!) ? Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 27, 2022 Author Share Posted March 27, 2022 This one is definitely lame. And I've never posted this one before, will delete it from my hard drive, and probably won't recognize it and repost it again next time I see it on the net 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 28, 2022 Author Share Posted March 28, 2022 Caesar's trash bin??? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 That's where I would put a Ceasar salad! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 I think my dog should be on TV. Cause just like those shows he has dramatic paws. Four of them actually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 29, 2022 Author Share Posted March 29, 2022 groan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 That guy sure knows his scales! ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 That's some fin playing, too. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted April 1, 2022 Author Share Posted April 1, 2022 The song he's playing has a great hook too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted April 2, 2022 Author Share Posted April 2, 2022 I'm tired of hearing all this Oscar news, frankly, I don't care about the Oscars at all, but this pun just entered my brain this morning. Did Will Smith leave fresh prints on Chris Rock's face? ♫ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 28 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: I'm tired of hearing all this Oscar news, frankly, I don't care about the Oscars at all, but this pun just entered my brain this morning. Did Will Smith leave fresh prints on Chris Rock's face? ♫ I'm in the crowd that believes it was all a setup because nobody really cares about the Oscars except those involved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted April 3, 2022 Author Share Posted April 3, 2022 19 hours ago, craigb said: I'm in the crowd that believes it was all a setup because nobody really cares about the Oscars except those involved. I agree, but I couldn't resist the Fresh Prince pun. That was his rapper name. - - - - - - I quit watching the Oscars in the 1980s. Amadeus, a movie about Mozart came out that year, I watched it because it was music related, and I played Mozart tunes in school. It was an OK movie, but not a great movie. It didn't do well at the box office at all, because most people are just not interested in Mozart and his music. Then it won the best picture Oscar. Next, they did something almost never done. They re-released Amadeus in the first run theaters of the day for a second time, and it turned a tidy profit. Almost everybody wanted to see the Oscar winner. That's when I realized that the Academy Awards is not actually an award show, but an advertisement. Who needs the money? That's probably why Hitchcock never won the best picture Oscar, even though he made some great movies, certainly worthy of the award. But his movies always made huge box-office profits, so he didn't need the Oscar award (read: promotion). That's just my opinion. Now back on topic: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Hey I think I want to try this. Edited April 3, 2022 by rfssongs 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Will Smith used an open hand on Chris because paper beats rock. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 For dessert last night my wife made a Bundt cake. It didn't go far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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