Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

“There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaner I passed by.

It read: 'Jiffy Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years.'”

 

[craigb]

Did you find any dirt on them Bob?

[Notes_Norton]

They say they'll be ready by next Tuesday

[Notes_Norton]

She wouldn't marry the gardener.

Too rough around the hedges.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

What a lot of bull!!!

[Notes_Norton]

I guess the bi-son is going to hoof it

[Notes_Norton]

A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer day. Mother Superior tells them to hurry up and finish because the blind man is coming.

The nuns get so hot from working in the heat that one suggests they take their tops off to cool down.

Another says, 'OK, I guess it’s just a blind man that’s coming.'

The blind man arrives and says, 'Nice t!ts. Where do you want the blinds?'

[craigb]

My Aunt is turning 90 today!  Can you give a shot out to E. Norma Stitz?

[user905133]

29 minutes ago, craigb said:

My Aunt is turning 90 today!  Can you give a shot out to E. Norma Stitz?

Based on the pictures of her I saw several decades ago, she's well over 90!!!!!  😜 

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.

[craigb]

What do you get when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo! 😮

(Welsh humor. 😜)

[Notes_Norton]

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

That was well drawn!

[Notes_Norton]

A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'

[craigb]

Better than asking "Got wood?"

[Notes_Norton]

[Salvatore Sorice]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Took a minute, but I finally got it...