57Gregy Posted October 18, 2024 Share Posted October 18, 2024 "The genie granted me my wish, but I didn't want to be a 12-inch pianist!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 18, 2024 Share Posted October 18, 2024 1 hour ago, 57Gregy said: "The genie granted me my wish, but I didn't want to be a 12-inch pianist!" Probably shouldn't ask for a foot either! 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted October 19, 2024 Author Share Posted October 19, 2024 When a strip club isn't open, there should be a sign that reads: “Sorry, We're Clothed!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 19, 2024 Share Posted October 19, 2024 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: When a strip club isn't open, there should be a sign that reads: “Sorry, We're Clothed!” Their sign that says "Deliveries: Please use the back entrance." is confusing too... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted October 20, 2024 Author Share Posted October 20, 2024 I tried to make a pun about escaping quicksand, but I'm stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted October 20, 2024 Share Posted October 20, 2024 (edited) On 10/19/2024 at 10:04 PM, craigb said: Their sign that says "Deliveries: Please use the back entrance." is confusing too... You may jest but there used to be a shop in Oxford in the late 80s/early 90s (the Private Shop , Cowley Road) which had a sign for some time which read "Rear entrance now open". Edited October 21, 2024 by Xoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 21, 2024 Share Posted October 21, 2024 8 hours ago, Xoo said: You may jest but there used to be a shop in Oxford in the late 80s/early 90s (the Private Shop , Cowley Road) which had a sign for some time which read "Reat entrance now open". Was it near this place? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sal Sorice Posted October 21, 2024 Share Posted October 21, 2024 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted October 21, 2024 Share Posted October 21, 2024 8 hours ago, craigb said: Was it near this place? Just round the back of it I believe 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted October 22, 2024 Author Share Posted October 22, 2024 I'm going to buy some Velcro for my shoes instead of laces. Why knot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Canopus Posted October 25, 2024 Share Posted October 25, 2024 The metric version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 25, 2024 Share Posted October 25, 2024 Give the man a hand! 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted October 26, 2024 Author Share Posted October 26, 2024 If he doesn't get one, he'll have to wing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 26, 2024 Share Posted October 26, 2024 I see no reason to create a Will, so I've decided I'm going to make a Won't! 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted October 30, 2024 Author Share Posted October 30, 2024 The new thought-activated car they're working on is going to be even more popular than the voice-activated one. It goes without saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 30, 2024 Share Posted October 30, 2024 Hope it doesn't come with a wife ejector seat! 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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