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[57Gregy]

"The genie granted me my wish, but I didn't want to be a 12-inch pianist!"

[craigb]

1 hour ago, 57Gregy said:

"The genie granted me my wish, but I didn't want to be a 12-inch pianist!"

Probably shouldn't ask for a foot either! 😁

[Notes_Norton]

When a strip club isn't open, there should be a sign that reads: “Sorry, We're Clothed!”

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

When a strip club isn't open, there should be a sign that reads: “Sorry, We're Clothed!”

Their sign that says "Deliveries:  Please use the back entrance." is confusing too...

[Notes_Norton]

 I tried to make a pun about escaping quicksand, but I'm stuck.

[Xoo]

On 10/19/2024 at 10:04 PM, craigb said:

Their sign that says "Deliveries:  Please use the back entrance." is confusing too...

You may jest but there used to be a shop in Oxford in the late 80s/early 90s (the Private Shop , Cowley Road) which had a sign for some time which read "Rear entrance now open".

Edited October 21, 2024 by Xoo

[craigb]

8 hours ago, Xoo said:

You may jest but there used to be a shop in Oxford in the late 80s/early 90s (the Private Shop , Cowley Road) which had a sign for some time which read "Reat entrance now open".

Was it near this place?

[Notes_Norton]

[Salvatore Sorice]

[Xoo]

8 hours ago, craigb said:

Was it near this place?

Just round the back of it I believe 🙂

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

[Notes_Norton]

I'm going to buy some Velcro for my shoes instead of laces. Why knot?

[Notes_Norton]

[Canopus]

The metric version.

[craigb]

Give the man a hand! 😁

[Notes_Norton]

If he doesn't get one, he'll have to wing it.

[craigb]

I see no reason to create a Will, so I've decided I'm going to make a Won't! 😁

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

The new thought-activated car they're working on is going to be even more popular than the voice-activated one.

It goes without saying.

[craigb]

Hope it doesn't come with a wife ejector seat! 🤣