Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[craigb]

34 minutes ago, 57Gregy said:

I think you have a reputation.

It's been approved!!!  YAY!  However...

 

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Vegetarians think eating animals is immoral

But eating mushrooms is morel
 

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How do you make an eggroll?

You push it!

[craigb]

10 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it!

That's a crack up!

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On 9/29/2024 at 9:02 PM, craigb said:

That's a crack up!

Yumpin Yiminee, I was just Yolking.

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I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.
 

[craigb]

2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.
 

Well, put the shell back on but paint an "S" on it!  Then you can say "Look at that S-car go!" 😁

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I hate carrying my luggage around the airport, I rest my case.

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[craigb]

He might get tapped out!

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My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.

[PhonoBrainer]

On 10/2/2024 at 6:09 AM, Notes_Norton said:

They need to be on the same wavelength as society, with more frequency. Period.

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Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.

[craigb]

14 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.

Ground beef? 🤔

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↑ good answer ↑

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A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!”

The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient.”